faceplants I slept terribly and then accidentally gave myself a mini black eye by jabbing my thumb nail into my lower eyelid while getting dressed.

It's going to be a day

Oh honey. HUGS

happy birthday to me?

OMG I so forgot you're in the future.

Yup yup.

ouch

on your birthday, too

tell your birthday to quit being an asshole

Then got into a fight with my exercise physiologist. THIS. THIS is why I hate my birthday.

Oh no! HUGS I am so, so sorry, hon.

He basically said I don't really want to lose weight because I said I can't afford a dietitian.

....the fuck. >.< Also, a very happy birthday to you, darling. I wish it was better!

Thanks.

Tomorrow will be better. I have a gp visit, but I have wargaming in the evening.

His over privileged ass needs a kicking.

(and in this moment we are all glad I can't teleport)

The guy who actually runs the gym he works out of is a total sweetheart and lovely person, so I'll probably just join the gym with the program Adam made me and then stick with them