todaaaaayy at the library i found a book called "nobody likes a goblin" and it was adorable

the goblin lived in a dungeon! with rats and bats and treasure and skeletons! it was friends with a skeleton!

then the adventurers came in and broke everything and scared away the bats and stole all the treasure and the skeleton and the goblin was like

"i gotta save my skelefriend!! "

adventurers are scary

save the skelefriend!

!!!!

he diiiid he found a bunch of other goblins and they decided he was the goblin king and they saved the skelefriend and the neighbor troll's honk honk

and a damsel in distress! she helped fight off the adventurers when they untied her

and they all lived happily ever after in the dungeon

i suddenly remembered an easy book that was basically like "big dog eats big food! small dog eats small food! big dog has a big ball! small dog has a small ball!" etc

but at the end when they got in their big and small beds they got lonely

so the last page was them both squeezed into the tiny bed like "all better"