🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 5:38 PM
tags for today:
nami is still better than everyone else
and kung jin finally realized it
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 5:39 PM
we dont deserve her
dick judgement
@manscaping
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 5:56 PM
i'm so happy
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 5:59 PM
when it's not directed at him, he can appreciate a good con
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 5:59 PM
this used to be him, man, he's just not good at it anymore
ʀᴏᴡʟᴀɴᴅ 🏏
@celen
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 6:55 PM
hdkghf pats jin's head
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 7:03 PM
im tagging around with lili in spare moments and
i have always wanted
to write someone doing a sick hood slide
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 10:32 PM
finally
.... she's down for teamwork... kinda
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 10:32 PM
if killing and looting is the plan, she's all for it
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 10:34 PM
audentes: you have to work with the team
lilith: yawn
mtt: theres a thing you can murder
lilith: !!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 10:38 PM
keith literally had to tell her
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 10:38 PM
your universe will End if you dont help
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 10:39 PM
lilith: how much worse can pandora get ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 10:39 PM
(famous last words)
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 10:42 PM
lilith's just gonna sit with kaz in the Crime corner
liah
@serves
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 10:43 PM
nami is the best
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 10:44 PM
this is sad when mettaton has kick-danced a child in the face on live television and even HE'S like "UUUUUUUUUUUUM... MAYBE TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH????"
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 10:45 PM
lilith: No
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 10:45 PM
also i was gonna link it in the tag but since you're here
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 10:45 PM
Lilith's little laughs
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 10:45 PM
her laugh sounds so evil
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 10:46 PM
hfixhasdf her I'M REALLY GETTING GOOD AT THIS
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 10:46 PM
i used to play her in the first game and i fucking loved it when she said that
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 10:49 PM
SHE'S TERRIBLE.... I LOVE HER
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 10:49 PM
im dying, mettaton literally won lilith over by going "help us torture someone"
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 10:51 PM
monster logic:
killing someone: NO!!!!
beating the everloving shit out of someone for funsies, birthday parties, or any other reason: COOL!!!
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 10:51 PM
shout outs to the time papyrus beat a child within an inch of their life
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 10:59 PM
also: note that mettaton did not wink or blow her a kiss
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 10:59 PM
she has that aura of "i will fucking kill you" and he'd prefer to stay friends, thanks.
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:02 PM
lilith preens
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:02 PM
good boy.
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:04 PM
he's into it.
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:05 PM
im down for her audentes rep to be "the scary chick who needs to calm down"
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:06 PM
Look! The trick with scary people is that you gotta funnel their bloodlust and violence into something productive!!
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:06 PM
like torture!! or just being VERY VERY intimidating to show the enemy just how much they aren't fucking around!
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:06 PM
honestly Yep
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:06 PM
she doesn't not like to help!!! you just need to give her a good reason to
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:07 PM
because her priorities, as a vault hunter, are always her own best interests.
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:07 PM
shit goddamn it mettaton IS moxxi
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:07 PM
LMFAODAFSLKA
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:07 PM
robot moxxi
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:07 PM
im down
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:07 PM
he'd probably give her a gun if she just threw enough money at him
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:07 PM
just pulls it out of his chest compartment
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:08 PM
he would be her favorite
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:08 PM
make it rain
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:08 PM
he loves money
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:08 PM
so does she but she loves things you can purchase with money more
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:08 PM
like guns, and bombs.
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:08 PM
he has bombs
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:09 PM
and also guns that shoot bombs.
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:09 PM
give him money, he will be her gun that shoots bombs.
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:09 PM
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:09 PM
GUNS!!!!
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:09 PM
LOOT!!!!!!!
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:10 PM
marcus has never been more proud
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:11 PM
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:11 PM
i always say this but
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:11 PM
im so happy.... people like her....
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:11 PM
i love lilith as a character So Much, she's such a mess but there's a method to it all and i love writing it
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:12 PM
SHE'S SUCH A GOOD GIRL (in like. a bad way)
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:12 PM
SHE IS!!!!!!!
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:12 PM
i keep comparing her to like, worse han solo
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:12 PM
lmao
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:12 PM
she's like if you mixed rihanna's not giving a fuckness with kesha's recklessness and occasional need for dick
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:13 PM
it's a character archetype and personality that gets applied to male characters in media a lot, and yeah she's conventionally pretty and all but she also gets to be a terrible person
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:13 PM
and not be demonized for it
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:13 PM
LMFWELAFDSJ;GAD
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:13 PM
im putting that on her profile
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:13 PM
that's incredible
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:13 PM
with a sprinkle of like. idk a serial killer.
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:13 PM
AHAHAHA
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:13 PM
roland come back
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:13 PM
you can blame it all on her
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:13 PM
(you'll be wrong, but she'll let you have it)
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:13 PM
LMFAO
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:14 PM
it's so interesting like
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:14 PM
she's only a good guy in bl2 compared to jack
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:14 PM
RIGHT
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:14 PM
because it's fucking JACK
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:14 PM
she's still a horrible person, but she's a horrible person defending what's hers
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:14 PM
and thats where the line is drawn
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:14 PM
also she isnt a literal child abuser
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:14 PM
lmfao
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:14 PM
like. jack being horrible is the only reason ANY of these characters are likable and the good guys
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:14 PM
also "sup"
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:14 PM
SUP
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:14 PM
best line.
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:15 PM
yeah honestly even roland is like
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:15 PM
he is the nicest non-robot human on pandora.
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:15 PM
and he still killed a bunch of his old teammates like, wholesale
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:15 PM
and see where that gets him.............
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:15 PM
then went "join me or i'll probably have to kill you later good luck in the wilderness of pandora lol"
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:15 PM
the only way to survive on pandora is to be a giant asshole
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:15 PM
and that's considered Nice
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:15 PM
it's the lay of the land.
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:16 PM
fdhahfdaf one time i had a psl with a friend where i was briefly playing moxxi and claptrap ruined one of her gambling machines by fucking it
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:16 PM
so it was spewing out nothing but bombs and she just... didn't warn anyone about it.
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:16 PM
YES
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:16 PM
CLAPS HANDS
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:16 PM
they can
dodge
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:16 PM
YOU GET IT!!! THATS HER
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:17 PM
she's just living her life in her fucked up world looking out for herself
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:17 PM
that's pandora.
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:17 PM
oh my ogd #pandora
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:17 PM
#pandoralivin
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:18 PM
you get me, grabs ur hands
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:19 PM
every time i make a character morality chart i have to make a second borderlands one
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:19 PM
because pandora is so broken
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:19 PM
LMFAO
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:19 PM
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:19 PM
they're all just broken
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:20 PM
borderlands is a fun game about memes and people who accept the fact that the galaxy is ruled by weapons corporations as the status quo
clockmongler
@clockmongler
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:21 PM
buy torque
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Wed, Feb 15, 2017 11:21 PM
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Thu, Feb 16, 2017 5:11 PM
im reusing this for today so i dont spam any more
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Thu, Feb 16, 2017 5:11 PM
i'm dying
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Thu, Feb 16, 2017 5:12 PM
jin keeps trashing hanzo meanwhile lilith's jsut like LMAO, YOUR BOYFRIEND AND YOU ARE GROSS
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Thu, Feb 16, 2017 6:45 PM
have you ever seen anything so beautiful in your entire life
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Thu, Feb 16, 2017 6:46 PM
jin's inbox is a disaster but lilith is nice and caught up
dick judgement
@manscaping
Thu, Feb 16, 2017 7:28 PM
NICE
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Thu, Feb 16, 2017 7:33 PM
she's a menace lmfao
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Thu, Feb 16, 2017 7:33 PM
i've got a similar tag rhythm with her that i had when i was rping travis because she just
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
@smithsyndicate
Thu, Feb 16, 2017 7:33 PM
doesnt... think about shit... she just Does Things
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lilith: yawn
mtt: theres a thing you can murder
lilith: !!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!
killing someone: NO!!!!
beating the everloving shit out of someone for funsies, birthday parties, or any other reason: COOL!!!