Chinchill
This icon is literally named 'Sounds bullshit but pls continue'
Chinchill
fuckweasel JSYK this is a thing of beauty
fuckweasel
LMFAO i'm glad
fuckweasel
sorry rhys is such a pos
Chinchill
it's just hilarious cos Oisin's used to dealing with shitlords / small time criminals trying to run a big racket
fuckweasel
good, people who don't take his shit are the best kinds of people
Chinchill
it helps that Oisin is literally a seal
fuckweasel
LOL
Chinchill
he's a selkie! So he can really mess with Rhys if he wanted to haha
Chinchill
but it also means he's just non-plussed about a lot of things
Chinchill
'Oh you're rich as fuck? I'm a seal. Money don't mean shit'
fuckweasel
i love him
fuckweasel
rhys would have you think he'd be like "haha you're a seal that's dumb" or "that sounds fake" but... honestly he'd probably think it was cool
fuckweasel
crouching asshole hidden dork
Chinchill
see if he wasn't a dick....Oisin would sho him
Chinchill
show
Chinchill
just be a big round seal
fuckweasel
good luck with getting rhys not to be a dick
Chinchill
exactly. So if he does see a seal it'll just be :3
Chinchill
:3c from a distance
Chinchill
...oh christ if he meets Oisin when he's a woman too I just (Oisin's genderfluid and can take the form of a lady)
fuckweasel
he's cool
fuckweasel
rhys is a jerk but he has his limits
fuckweasel
he ain't exactly cis in my mind anyway
Chinchill
O:! You think Rhys is trans?
Chinchill
(also I was mostly thinking that he wouldn't realise that he's already met Oisin and would immediately try to act big. Again.)
fuckweasel
HONESTLY he'd probably act really different, rhys is really intimidated by women tbqh
Chinchill
omg Rhys no...
Chinchill
it's the same seal you've been sassing you don't need to be
fuckweasel
and yeeaaaah there's a few reasons but it isn't anywhere near canon or anything, the closest franchise """evidence""" for it is basically that the creators intentionally designed him to make you suspect he was a siren, which are always female/dfab?
fuckweasel
i'm never going to claim it's canon unless it's made canon but tbh you can pry trans rhys from my cold dead hands
Chinchill
ohhhh my gosh that's super cute though. come be a genderpunk with Oisin. you're already a little punk baby
fuckweasel
rhys is a punk in the way a bratty 4 year old is a punk
Chinchill
make every character trans tbh. the fae don't give a shit for your gender nonsense, hence Oisin
fuckweasel
bless
Chinchill
see Oisin had a leather punk phase as a teen and is still punk in his heart of hearts. He will take this dumbass baby punk under his flipper.
fuckweasel
it's really cool how much of the bl fandom thinks so too like it's pretty popular fanon
fuckweasel
UNDER HIS FLIPPER i'm gonna cry omg
fuckweasel
please, god
Chinchill
Chinchill
just wakes up UNDER A SEAL
fuckweasel
i think if he found out magic was A Thing he would flip his fucking lid
fuckweasel
sarcastic asshole to unabashedly nerding the fuck out in halfa second
Chinchill
god and like...so, selkies in Oisin's world have certain rules and powers. Oisin's magic that he's studied for years is illusion magic. Which ranges from 'here's a pretty image' to 'you are now in this scenario, smell and touch it cos you sure can' to 'you're completely fine, but your nerves think they're on fire lol'
fuckweasel
ILLUSION MAGIC IS MY JAM
Chinchill
HE'S KINDA STRONG but he can't cause actual harm
fuckweasel
oisin is a fuckening badass god please
Chinchill
He only uses the latter in combat scenarios!! Because it incaps someone without him having to shoot/ 'actually' hurt them
fuckweasel
that's clever af
fuckweasel
i looove aaa
Chinchill
like, he's a criminal but he doesn't want to hurt people...it's just business! But yeah, he loves his magic and is devoted to studying it. It helps him stay in touch with his selkie side cos sad story there
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