I'm a dweeb. I'm watching the original syndicated Pokemon episodes on Netflix

hehehehe good life choices

...I swear Professor Oak is a total dick

Not just Gary

Ash oversleeps and all he can do is mock him for missing getting a Pokemon

You're not wrong

...wow, EVERYONE hates Ash.

Pikachu acts like a dick, his Pokedex calls him stupid

Thankfully, it's just the first episode