My bird is currently upset and screaming because he dropped his nutriberry and "lost" it.

birds

holeinmysoul: I just.... the hilarious thing is he actually does with every nutriberry, and it's like some weird behaviour ritual for him.

BUT

Right now there are a couple of like... paper advertisements from the mail in his cage because he likes to destroy paper. Except right now they're new and Scary

And it just happened to like... bounce half-under one, and since he can't go near the Scary Paper, he's convinced it's gone forever.

omfg

This is a real live animal who would ostensibly have been born in the wild except for some random fluke of human action.

bird...

I am not entirely sure how they survive in the wild

Parrots

(mine gets melodramatic if we don't cut grapes in half for her/shell nuts. She's a macaw.)

Newt pls