"Vote fraud."
"There is no such thing."
"Let's investigate, just to be sure."
"ACK! We can't do that!!"

Hrmm... suspicious as all hell. Let's start with California and the unregistered "immigrant" vote, go on to Detroit (more votes than voters!) Chicago... and watch the evidence mount.

And yes, please investigate Minnesota, too, where I am. Boxes of ballots just happening to be found in a car trunk when things weren't quite going the DFL's way isn't suspect at all...nawww...