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[far shore] Wake up in the morning and first thing is Chikusa getting into an actual fight with another shinki, wheee
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this is fiiiiiine
Kira🌵
Uh oh. What started the right?
Kira🌵
*fight
duck bastard
Chikusa trying to investigate ayakashi and blight, which includes a little bit of blighting himself, ah... ha...
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(he'd rather not blight himself, because he really does despise ayakashi but 1 he wants to study the effects of blight and it's not like he's gonna get volunteers for that, and 2 he feels he should learn to recognize its effects if it happens to him)
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but urashima was there for axel-ayakashi murder and thinks (MAYBE A LITTLE RIGHTLY) that this is a bad idea :'D
Kira🌵
Hakkai's officially on Urashima's side (LOL)
Kira🌵
(Although as long as Chikusa is being responsible about washing up afterwards it'll be fine!)
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hakkai no!!!! BC
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(and he is!!!! he's carrying shrine water with him!!!!)
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(who do you think he is, gosh)
TurtleTrash_Fru
pffffft
TurtleTrash_Fru
poor Chikusa
TurtleTrash_Fru
if he needs help getting the blight off, he should talk to Kairi >.>
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lmao unfortunately, urashima is just... convincing him that he should keep this even MORE of a secret than he already planned it to be....
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it's fine, he has shrine water, he's fine 8I
Aki
all i heard was "wake up in the morning feeling like p-diddy"
Aki
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asklfjasf THANKS AKI
Corpse Sniffer
stop running away
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oh right, and Xar reminds me that he also got into it with Hibari :'D
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a grill got destroyed
Corpse Sniffer
Corpse Sniffer
tbh hakkai is expecting THAT at least
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everyone expects it from hibari lmf....
Corpse Sniffer
but he got a mushroom out of it
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and a murder attempt
Kira🌵
basically yeah
Kira🌵
fighting Hibari just means it's a day ending in y
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chikusa doesn't want to fight hibari, he just wants to stab him in the gut..... is that so wrong
Kira🌵
an understandable impulse
Nammah!
ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ
LAUGHS
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I FEEL SO BAD TOO because... this poor good child.... tried to make friends with this garbage nerd at the beach party.....
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and yet.... here we are....
ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ
It's ok he's a pure good child and he'll kind of forgive Chikusa like a week later tbh........
ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ
He understands why he'd want to do this but it's a bad idea and he's just super against it haha
ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ
He's a good kid and pretty set in what he thinks is right or wrong
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omg urashima no.... don't pull a tsuna on him
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he's from the garbage child colony, he never knows how to deal with that
ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ
I feel like if poison(?!) wasn't involved,he probably wouldn't tell anyone about the fight tbh
ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ
He spars with hardcore people so he can explain scratches and cuts and bruises away really easily
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LMAO YEAH SORRY.... ABOUT THAT... but chikusa is not a fighter so he... cheats....
ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ
Urashima is a cinnamon roll who is actaully super down to fight
ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ
But he doesn't have his sword
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lmao THAT AWKWARD MOMENT...
ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ
WHAT ARE TEH EFFECTS OF THE POISON
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I'd feel like a dick if I picked a really deadly one so either number agent or simple intense nausea/dizziness
ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ
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watch as Chikusa just ties Urashima up if he falls and then makes direct eye contact as he touches the ayakashi again
ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ
i think urashima's goal will be trying to distract chikusa until the ayakashi escapes........
ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ
and then ideally chikusa'd have to start over hunting it down and urashima'd try to get help
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>8C how dare
ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ
HE'S DOWN TO FIGHT BUT HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY WANT TO FIGHT IF THAT MAKES SENSE????
ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ
bc he's like i understand but this isn't right 8C
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A GOOD....
ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ
HE'S A GOOD KID THAT JUST WANTS TO PLAY GAMES but his fight trigger is literally
ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ
"see someone doing something bad"
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lsjdfasl that.... could be a problem with this nerd..... then...... /sweats
ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ
if you want to do something "bad"
ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ
don't let urashima find out.......
ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ
I JOKE ABOUT HOW HE'S SO GOOD HE WOULD LITERALLY LOW KEY BLIGHT HIS GOD OVER EATING 2 COOKIES WHEN YOU SAID HE COULD ONLY EAT 1
ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ
>eats 2 cookies instead of 1 before dinner
>feels like a lying liar child who lies
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omg CHILD
ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ
but then he's actually surprisingly ok with chilling with murderers
ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ
#swordmorals
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lmao.... what can you do....
ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ
one of his brothers killed people and was part of a ~murderous group~ depending on which side you want to interpret history BUT URASHIMA LOVES HIM A LOT
duck bastard
so Chikusa just needs to stop doing shit like this and they'll be golden lmf
ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ
yes......
ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ
also
ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ
ayakashi make urashima sad tbh
duck bastard
oh nooooo
ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ
considering his crash course intro and the few things he's learned he just feels sad for them and would rather kill them so they can rest
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chikusa meanwhile just thinks they can all Fuck Off so that he can aggressively protect his god
ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ
don't experiment with them chikusa just let them rest even bad spirits deserve that
duck bastard
everything bad needs to Go
BrokenGlass
Fight you say slides in here
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alskfj IT'S NOT A GOOD FIGHT yusuke no
BrokenGlass
all fights are good i do not understand
duck bastard
yusuke please do not get poisoned and just fight urashima on your own time
ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ
everyone should fight urashima
ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ
he's squishy and always bounces back for more
BrokenGlass
... Not seeing a downside here....
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> Chikusa: /gets got in the side by a borderline
> Chikusa, later: ....oh this ruined one of the few clothes I've managed to get 8C /casually still bleeding
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#priorities
BrokenGlass
You can sew hush you big baby
duck bastard
sewing doesnt' get out blood stains!!
BrokenGlass
Give them to Yusuke he's a good housewife.
duck bastard
....I mean. That is absolutely a thread we can do if you want lmf
BrokenGlass
Chikusa bitching about blood stains and Yusuke wandering over like Oh Thats no problem!
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Depending on how long it takes after, it might just be Chikusa complaining about it while also stitching up the cut in his side lmao
BrokenGlass
...... Chikusa gains +1 Housewife......
BrokenGlass
He can also feed you.
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alksdfas thanks, yusuke
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it's funny because he's supposed to be the housewife of his group..... WELL THIS WORKS TOO
BrokenGlass
They can Housewife together.
BrokenGlass
brings in cocky bad ass World ender into game... quietly makes him everyone's wife
duck bastard
what makes chikusa vs urashima more hilarious to me is.... castmate gods...
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like now that I'm thinking about it
ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ
Laughs
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