[Work] I'm finishing up all of my flights this trip with, "Okay, now get out."

That would spice up flights

I get silly when I'm tired. So when it's my fifth/sixth flight of the day and I'm tired, I have a lot of fun.

I used to pull more even jokes than I do now, too.

"Federal aviation regulations require that you comply with all crew member instructions, but I do promise to be a benevolent dictator."

"In the event that this flight turns into a cruise, your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device."

my stewarts yesterday were not as funny.

It takes some planning and care, and you have to have the right group of passengers. My favorite was a group of students returning from a Model UN conference.

I finished up the safety demo and I knew we still had some time, so I followed up with, "Okay, pop quiz! Where's your closest emergency exit?"

They were confused at first, but then they got it and started pointing things out. I think I also asked what they could use for a water landing, and if they could smoke at any time.