angrbodic
[uspol] a bill has just been introduced to have us leave the UN EDIT: MORE IMPORTANT LINKS INSIDE
ɪᴄᴋʏ ✯
ɪᴄᴋʏ ✯
the english speaking world is fucking imploding
angrbodic
sooo you may want to spread this
angrbodic
also friendly reminder here to badger your reps about the ACA
angrbodic
i'm just going to call every fucking day now
CricketMomJenn
Ughhhhhh of course
angrbodic
Elected Officials | USA.gov if you don't know the process if not get ready for this for the next four years
angrbodic
anyone else got any links feel free to add
angrbodic
because these guys advocate freedom of speech
angrbodic
and you should follow them
angrbodic
angrbodic
not even fucking 11am in colorado and i want a drink
angrbodic
also i'm glad i blocked that yuasgi/noodle person
angrbodic
because every plurk like this this dude has been all up in it
actualmasochist
I'm posting these to my FB because I'm betting not that many people know about them (and looking through the others while I'm at it)
actualmasochist
the UN one is worse for me personally because I live in that moron's state, for now
angrbodic
it's scary because that could happen. the repugs have been beating that drum for years
angrbodic
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
LMAO ALTERNATIVE FACTS
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
okay so thats what we are calling lies now
angrbodic
Disorganization continued to be a running theme at the White House. Some of the White House’s press wranglers continued using personal email addresses because their official ones had yet to be set up, and there was confusion as to whether or not the prayer service was open to the press (it was) GEE DOESN'T THIS SOUND FAMILIAR
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
he said "no one cares"
angrbodic
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
THOUSANDS OF BEING SAID THEY CARE
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
but those alternative facts man
angrbodic
~ALTERNATE FACTS~
angrbodic
meet the press gotten any better
angrbodic
at all
angrbodic
unfortunately
it·reaches·out
TWO OF THEM
BUT THE ONLY ALTERNATIVE TO FACTS IS...NOT FACTS...
Le Tits Now
angrbodic
facts
Rama
Alternative Facts is a good one
Rama
This administration's Weapons of Mass Destruction or doublethink
TWO OF THEM
the alt right: m-muh censorship
also the alt right: censor the press if they don't say what we want
CricketMomJenn
YUP
TWO OF THEM
i can't believe it's been 48 hours and we're already a dictatorship
TWO OF THEM
oh, wait, yes i can
Rama
If there's been one upside to this weekend, it's me realizing that there's no actual talking to this administration
Rama
None
Rama
They did not calm down or start taking their jobs seriously just because it's Really Happening
Rama
So now I can comfortably say fuck them and fuck their Nazi supporters
TWO OF THEM
you couldn't before??
TWO OF THEM
it was obvious this was going to happen
σгєσ гєwคг∂
drags hands down face
Rama
Something about the fact that the other side said exactly the same fucking things about both Obama terms got me to hesitate
Rama
But now the scales have fallen from my eyes and I see that no, there is no intent to act as a democratic government at all here
TWO OF THEM
well, the other side is also delusional, so,
go тo вread
Rama
It's American Kim family all the way down and I am a-ok with violently opposing that
STEPH 2.0🔪
wrt trumps taxes : sign this petition
𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐑𝐃!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rama
That petition warms me on a cold day
angrbodic
that cannot get linkedenough
angrbodic
nb4 noodle
Birdy
Well, from my watching when they were saying tehse things about the Obama administration, they were doing things like:
Birdy
*President nominates for the empty Supreme Court seat, which normally means the Congress holds confirmation hearings
Birdy
Congress: PRETENDS IT NEVER HAPPENED FOR A YEAR AND IGNORES IT COMPLETELY WITH THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF TRYING TO GET SOMEONE OF THEIR PARTY IN WHO WILL NOMINATE SOMEONE LESS MODERATE
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
my favorite part is that republicans are crying that they havent voted in Devos and other clowns in fast enough
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
they say they should let them in without hesitation
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
OH LIKE YOU ALLOWED IN OBAMA'S SUPREME COURT PICKS?
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
OH WAIT NEVERMIND
Birdy
Congress: Announces they're not going to vote on a budget unless the president vetos an already-passed-and-signed bill, to the point that they actually impacted federal employees that were min. wage etc. (I have family who work for the government who ended up with "don't come to work b/c we aren't allowed to pay you until they do the budget")
wario wingman
This bill repeals the United Nations Participation Act of 1945 and other specified related laws. like, let us not forget this was the year ww2 ended and this is why the u.n. was formed
Birdy
Congress: Bill is introduced and in the stage where it's waiting to be voted on that disagrees with Republican politics Majority leader plays scheduling bullshit to ensure it never gets voted on
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
enjoy ww3 guys
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
there'll be more nazis to punch
Horny on Main
Didn't the USA started the UN or something
HurricaneChris
USA, UK, and USSR.
Birdy
So the entire time they were pitching fits about Obama not cooperating it was him "not cooperating" by doing things like NOT VETOING AN ALREADY ACTIVE LAW WHILE THEY HELD THE GOVERNMENT HOSTAGE and shit
Horny on Main
thanks
αηgεℓσғтнυяs∂αү
The UN was formed to try and ensure that this shit didn't happen again.
HurricaneChris
Also China.
TWO OF THEM
mmmmm i sure do love how the two political parties have boiled down to "fascists" and "nonfascists"
TWO OF THEM
this shit is why i don't trust conservatives
αηgεℓσғтнυяs∂αү
It puts a new line under 'history is written by the victors' for them to take down the twitter accounts of federal services that tweet unfavorable truths. Welcome to Russia.
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
yet you tell them to stop lying and stop saying hateful things to people not like them and they start screaming B-B-BUT MUH FREEZE PEACH
TWO OF THEM
how does trump find the time to speak publicly with putin's dick in his mouth 24/7?? it's a mystery
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
K.
i'm guessing he gets a break when the rest of gop reaches for his
crim
Um.. that top level link is giving me a 520 error.
oh i'm scary
I'm glad Conway said "alternative facts," because it's not a new thing for their team but having a really strong sarcastic catchphrase for it is gonna be useful.
angrbodic
rarity: i justed looked too, and you're not alone? maybe it's temporary down
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
its temp down i think
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
the site was acting slow for me a while ago
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
i think there's a lot traffic to it rn
angrbodic
yeah, both links on congress' sites are down
yeetaflare
word is spreading
yeetaflare
I have a screencap of the fertilization bill if anyone needs it
yeetaflare
only partial tho
αηgεℓσғтнυяs∂αү
The rep sponsoring the fertilization bill here
yeetaflare
αηgεℓσғтнυяs∂αү
He's a real piece of work.
HEY LISTEN
wow that's actually been proposed? get right on out of here
Horny on Main
Given that most fertilisations don't even result in a pregnancy, how the fuck are they gonna enforce that
angrbodic
yeeep
Horny on Main
mandatory daily pregnancy tests?
CricketMomJenn
They wanna leave the UN so the UN can't tell them that they're being fascists
angrbodic
they don't fucking know, they obviously don't know how it works
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
they'll outfit every woman of birthing age with a uterus monitor
Horny on Main
which don't even detect pregnancies until like 2 weeks in o uh
Horny on Main
I want to laugh but I'm afraid it might happen.
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
every time a dick goes inside her, an alarm will sound alerting congress a woman opened her legs
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
this, in turn, will set off a flurry of old white men to come and examine her vagina once the penis exits
Horny on Main
Sounds about right.
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
these are the same old white men who think women's bodies can reject a rape
Horny on Main
well of course.
TWO OF THEM
once their survey is finished, and fertilization has been confirmed, they pack it up and leave, insisting that now that life has begun they don't actually need to do anything to help
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
and the woman is now on her own for prenatal care up until the minute of birth where congress flies back in to make sure it's not an abortion happening and then flies back out because who cares about children once they are born
Horny on Main
They only care about babies being born when they get old enough to be recruited as soldiers
yeetaflare
yeah, I think we crashed the congress's website, Itried going to their homepage and it's also not loading
angrbodic
l m a o
αηgεℓσғтнυяs∂αү
At least if you're in the US you don't have to get a signed affidavit that it was really rape, officer, in order to get tax credits on your third child. I mean. While we're discussing bullshit that harms women.
angrbodic
i hope so
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
and even when they are soldiers, they dont care enough to send them proper protective equipment
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
and when they are done being soldiers, they dont care even more to make sure their mental health and physical health are cared for
Horny on Main
why? there are more future soldiers where those came from
Horny on Main
yep
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
women are soldier factories
wario wingman
especially if they can repeal roe v. wade!
Horny on Main
Basically this and it would be a lot more convenient if they could just breed women like livestock
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
the saddest thing is women will absolutely go back to dumping babies on the side of the road or using coat hangers
Horny on Main
That way they could cull out "undesirables"
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
like they did in the 60's
Horny on Main
yes
𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐑𝐃!!!!!
At least they are being honest how.
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
desperation drives people to the worst things
Horny on Main
abortion never did not exist
tronja307020
they're really hitting it hard and fast now, aren't they?
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
you cant get more soldiers if women are busying killing themselves via homemade back alley abortions
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
did they think women threw themselves down staircases for funsies when they found out they were pregnant with an unwanted baby
wario wingman
i don't think they care
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
not one bit
ryannN?!
their bill that life begins at fertilization is per se unconstitutional because of supreme court precedent... it's literally not constitutional at all. they can't actually do that.
CricketMomJenn
They don't care; they never have.
αηgεℓσғтнυяs∂αү
The GOP have their guy now, why would they waste time? They need as long as they can to get this through before midterms.
αηgεℓσғтнυяs∂αү
Or at least get people talking about it.
angrbodic
we've had similar bills before
angrbodic
like out here in colorado, we had the "personhood" amendment
angrbodic
natastrophe
boy we sure dodged a bullet by not electing that person that sent some e-mails
angrbodic
yeah, it is unconstitutional, but they do this every year
angrbodic
so, basically, this is the same amendment that we had in colorado but on a federal level
Exacerangutan
yeah i'm glad there are no white house officials using personal emails for federal business anymore
curieosity。
it's usually more about a- wasting people's time and b- pushing their beliefs on others even though they know it won't pass. esp since c- they can wear down everyone's patience with the pointlessness
Exacerangutan
oh
Exacerangutan
hm
angrbodic
yeah
tronja307020
yeah, them emails sure were bad, weren't they? all that talk of eating pizza. scandalous.
CricketMomJenn
Oh yeah I'm super glad!
CricketMomJenn
No more White House officials using— oh wait
tronja307020
I stg, you guys, the more I see what they're doing, the more afraid I get that violence is going to break out...
CricketMomJenn
That's right, some of them haven't had their emails set up yet so they're still using their own.
tronja307020
I saw that.
angrbodic
how much time did they have to prepare
angrbodic
how much time?
Rama
tronja307020 : at this point I'm hoping violence breaks out. Considering revising my policy of never owning a gun.
CricketMomJenn
A LOT
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
it may be unconstitutional but it doesnt mean they wont fucking try
angrbodic
well u know
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
save a poc; punch a nazi.
αηgεℓσғтнυяs∂αү
Well I'm just saying guys you have a constitution BECAUSE violence broke out.
Rama
We have a country because violence broke out
Rama
Twice
Exacerangutan
...IDK that the violence that led to independence was really that crucial considering the atmosphere by that point, but.
Exacerangutan
like we make a big hooplah about the Boston Massacre but I'm not sure it had to be that sort of thing specifically?
tronja307020
Oh, I am definitely looking into buying a gun now.
Rama
The American revolution was a vanishingly rare case of violent resistance granting independence to an empire's colony, is what I mean
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
/whispers boston tea party
αηgεℓσғтнυяs∂αү
Ahaha I'm just going to back up and say that I am not condoning violence, I think it's a bad thing, I just don't think people should be so quick to villify a punch to the face.
Rama
Even if the net effect was transferring power from wealthy businessmen in London to wealthy businessmen in Philadelphia
αηgεℓσғтнυяs∂αү
Sometimes someone needs a shoe thrown at them. Or two. They don't need to be shot to death and stabbed in the street over a vote, though.
Exacerangutan
ahh yes
αηgεℓσғтнυяs∂αү
There's a line.
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
i condone it. they've tried to kill my people for centuries
Nadia
wow, that life begins at fertilization bill is so not unconstitutional and not based on one religion's beliefs. May as well change freedom of religion to freedom of christianity since it's so not freedom of religion when every non-christian belief is shat upon
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
i'm not gonna kumbaya myself out of this
Exacerangutan
after all it's a christian country right???
Exacerangutan
angrbodic
spencer deserves a punch to the face and everyone like him
αηgεℓσғтнυяs∂αү
Yes ia.
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
nazi punching party
αηgεℓσғтнυяs∂αү
But you go too far down that line and you get Jo Cox, is all I'm saying.
Nadia
any bill about when life begins really is going to be unconstitutional until there is real scientific evidence on when life begins and it isn't based on religious belief.
angrbodic
oh no doubt, but it's... still popping up...
angrbodic
we had a similar amendment in coloradp; i linked it up
Horny on Main
They have no use for your scientific evidence because science is dumb and evil
angrbodic
it still doesn't stop them, it doesn't stop them from limiting access to birth control and health care
angrbodic
they still try
angrbodic
even when most people are pro-choice
Nadia
yeah, like all the christians who whined that allowing gay marriage infringed on their freedom of religion when it didn't, but disallowing gay marriage sure infringed on the freedom of religion of many non-christians
Exacerangutan
look guys Colbert said it best
angrbodic
the poooooor christians
Rama
There's a difference between killing people in the street over their misinformed opinions and armed resistance to tyrrany
Exacerangutan
reality has a well-documented liberal bias
Nadia
I live in the bible belt, I don't feel for them when I have to hide what religion I am
Rama
Sadly most revolutions do indeed forget that
Exacerangutan
it's just not fair to expect them to be beholden to something so clearly partisan
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
Christians are being oppressed every day in america guys!!!
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
FIRST IT WAS HAPPY HOLIDAYS
Nadia
I'll believe that when I am not forced to listen to christian music when I go out
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
NOW ITS ALLOWING WOMEN TO HAVE ABORTIONS AND GAY PEOPLE TO HAVE RELATIONSHIPS
Exacerangutan
seriously what's next, the lions???
angrbodic
Exacerangutan : absolutely not. it's so exhausting, isn't it?
Nadia
like seriously, I went to do a drug test for a job the other day and in the waiting room they were playing a christian radio station, it was like torture to me
αηgεℓσғтнυяs∂αү
But they're the belt that holds America up...
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
no next is allowing public schools to recognize not everybody follows Jesus!
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
and then it will be IN ALLAH WE TRUST
Exacerangutan
ah yes the classical Muslim Instability
Exacerangutan
once it pops you can't stop
Exacerangutan
...although I guess that slogan is better for the life-from-conception thing
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
snort
rιѕιng ѕυn
as a Canadian I am so sorry
TWO OF THEM
ah yes, the harmful environmental policies
TWO OF THEM
because as we all know, not causing harm to the environment is, uh, fuck, wait,
𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚
people never want to drink water - they want something with electrolytes
𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚
it's what plants crave after all
antilles
Final stage: Road to Impeachment
Nadia
as long as they do the same to the VP
TWO OF THEM
pence is too smart to get impeached, he's Actually a politician
Nadia
and he's actually worse
TWO OF THEM
you're preaching to the choir here
TWO OF THEM
since pence actually knows what he's doing he's inherently a huge threat if he gets the presidency via impeachment
antilles
I don't forsee this cabinet lasting longer than four years, tbqh
antilles
They're toying with forces bigger than themselves (the U.N, international treaties, et al)
Nadia
agreed
TWO OF THEM
four years is plenty of time to undo all our progress and take a huge step backward
Nadia
to be honest, I think they'll be lucky to last 4 years. Trump is heading towards impeachment or assassination
TWO OF THEM
they'll be lucky to last 4 years because we'll have entered world war 3 by then and die in a nuclear explosion
𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐑𝐃!!!!!
I give it a year to 6 months.
𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐑𝐃!!!!!
WE HAVE TO GET RID OF HIM BY THIS TIME.
antilles
Like, fascists always surprise me, but this is money they stand to lose here, and that's...not something even the Republicans are willing to go
antilles
Scrapping international treaties is a huge blow to their bottom line
TᴏᴡɴIɴsɪᴅᴇMᴇ🐻
yeah, he's already quickly losing support both with his base and with the fiscally-focused GOP
Nadia
agreed. as sad as the state of our government is, at least the corruption is ensuring they care about the bottom line
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