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oh the doll came today!!!
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the melody doll!!! i'm going to have to bring it to nessa tomorrow but mama let me know that it arrived today and i'm super excited!!!
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Yay!
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hey Becks, y'all okay? Heard about the earthquake
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yeah we're fine, the only thing we ever feel here is tremors
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For her 40th birthday, this woman ‘married’ her commu... ?????
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why not just call it a birthday party???
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not special snowflakey enough
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"As you might imagine, the party planning confused a lot of people." YEAH NO SHIT
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grumps about people using words to mean non-standard things and then being annoyed when no one else gets it
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idk it seems like overcompensating to me??
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LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME
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I'M AN UNMARRIED WOMAN WITH NO CHILDREN
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EVERYBODY PAY ATTENTION TO ME AND HOW SPECIAL I AM
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AND YOU MUST ALL DO VOWS IN WHICH YOU PLEDGE TO CONTINUE TO LOVE AND PAY ATTENTION TO ME
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it doesnt make much sense to me, i just dont get why it couldn't just be a birthday party. like you wouldnt have a baby shower if you weren't having a baby and you wouldn't have a bar mitzvah if you weren't jewish or plan a funeral if no one was dead
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40 is a big enough milestone that throwing a party wouldn't be a big deal and a LOT people don't get married/have kids so it's not like it's that big of a deal??
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It makes no sense to me either. It's because we aren't self-centered attention whores, I'm thinking.
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but GG we're millennials we are all self centered narcissists with our snapchats and our instagrams and and and and
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next time somebody accuses me of being a self-centered millenial, I'm showing them this article about a gen-Xer who decided she needed a wedding to tell everybody she was never going to have a wedding
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It's like My Super Sweet 16 in middle-aged form
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so personality wise charlie says i'm the peggy of the 3 of us, nessa is eliza and the best cinnamon roll, and she's angelica. that makes joey ham though and he only has the stubborn streak in common
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I mean he does work nonstop
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never a good thing the goober
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Hell, I'm about to turn 40 and this makes no sense to me...on the other hand, I am married so maybe that's it? Though I doubt it.
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still ❤️ this
still ❤️ this
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Yesss
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i didnt realize their rebecca doll was jewish american now i want her
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