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i dreamed little red riding hood asked hercules to knock down a tree so she could pick a ripe fruit, but he accidentally crushed her under it
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i think he crushed somebody else too, i forget who...but he frantically ran to catch death before he got to the bodies!
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and started going pleeeeeeeease pleasepleasepleasepleasepleeeeeeeeeeaaaasssseeeee
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at this point it wasn't hercules anymore, it was me! also death gave in and led me to a gate and pressed the button under the plaque that said "i was going to do my job but i'm lonely"
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inside we passed by a school, where a bunch of skeleton kids were clamoring at the door
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also we saw jumpshark! the amazing jumping shark! i was surprised jumpshark was here and he explained it had crashed into a wall
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it could still jump around in the afterlife but it was kinda bloody
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there was also a field! also at some point i realized i'd left my shoes somewhere and was walking barefoot and that's why my feet were starting to hurt
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also kimmeh lived here apparently (it wasn't kimmeh) with a whole family! they all were really big and wore glasses and had dirty blonde hair
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my brother was with me now and we made some jokes but i forget what they were
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jumpshark!
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oh definitely-not-kimmeh also had a huuuuuuge white...cat? dog? i forget but it was like half my height and covered in silky white fur
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kimmuh and kimmom gave it a bath
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jumpshark likes to jump!!
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also at one point we were all walking down the street and there were crowds of all sorts of strange people whose details i don't remember
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mama was there at that point, she tried to drag me off to get new shoes i think? i forget
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anyway back at kimmuh's house the carpet was fluffy white and everybody was bigger than me and i offered to pick up death's drycleaning
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only the tag i needed for pickup got mixed into a box of used cartoon character notecards....the tag and the cards were all the same shade of salmon pink
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and were made of the same rough construction paper material
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there was also a part where somebody opened the school door and it led to the world of the living and the skelekids all ran after him cheering his praises
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one of the kids had a skateboard and a baseball cap,
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also at one point i found the bathroom and locked the door but somehow they almost walked in on me anyway...an old lady and her son and grandson
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the guy shut the door quick though, and then also pulled down the blinds
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and that's all i remember remembering, in no particular order 