quarter trauma - p/m1fafj - 讀噗

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:44 AM

[tales from not-f-list/VERY NSFW/questionably nsfl]

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:45 AM

i said i wasn't gonna share what i found earlier but. i gotta share it with more than just ainsley and lexi.

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:48 AM

(i will finish this in a moment i did not anticipate how long cutscene hell would be)

@atrypical

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:52 AM

ffff

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:53 AM

OK SO

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:54 AM

here i am, poking out into the internet and doing the dangerous task of trying to find an alternative to F-List because. F-List.

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:54 AM

and one of the first pages on Google is something called roleplay.chat

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:54 AM

and it's got fuckin ^_~ in the site description so I'm like oh man I GOTTA check that shit out

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:56 AM

i go in, and oh my god. the background is this stretched-out 90s fantasy wallpaper thing, everyone has some horrible neon font, everything is in like 16pt verdana, the usernames on the side have animated gifs in the background

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:56 AM

oh, wait, what was that? users? oh yeah, it AUTO-LOADED A RANDOM CHAT ROOM

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:56 AM

WELCOME TO THE FUTANARI HOT SPRINGS

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:56 AM

and my eyes fixate on one line:

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:56 AM

look, you got a peen, you gotta have sex with people with a peen. i don't make the rules

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:57 AM

this is the point at which i close the tab

@WordByrd

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:57 AM

oh my god

@WordByrd

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:57 AM

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:57 AM

sorry, byrd. i don't make the rules. that's just how it gotta be

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:57 AM

ANYWAY

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:58 AM

i'm sitting here like

https://i.imgur.com/c4jt321.png

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:58 AM

and then i'm like "...ok no i gotta go back. what was that"

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:58 AM

second visit brings me to some random furry inn, super boring, nothing of note going on

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:58 AM

THIRD visit brings me BACK TO THE FUTANARI HOT SPRINGS

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:58 AM

at which point my eyes fixate on the line

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:59 AM

I cannot be milked!

@WordByrd

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:59 AM

i vet it had like 8 different edgy dudes lurking in the nebulous number of corners

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:59 AM

I stayed there for another 5 minutes or so but didn't see anything of note so I left

@WordByrd

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:59 AM

omg

@WordByrd

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:59 AM

it sounds like a more hellush version if fchat

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:59 AM

I found at least one super edgelord within those 5 minutes, I found out you can click people's names to visit profiles so I visited the profile of some dude named Black Prodigy

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 5:00 AM

who was like. stereotypical pale spiky dark hair muscular animu

@WordByrd

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 5:00 AM

omfg

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 5:01 AM

...ok i misrembered a teeny bit on what he looked like but i was mostly correct

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 5:01 AM

you're all welcome.

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 5:03 AM

obsidian hair and onyx eyes

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 5:03 AM

the heart of my distant 9 year old self goes pitter pat.

@WordByrd

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 5:04 AM

lmao it doesnt even work on mobile

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 5:04 AM

things that aren't surprising for $500

not a bumblebee

@AgentKaz

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 5:04 AM

one of those chat rp sites, i forget which, is run by a guy who can read everyone's private messages

not a bumblebee

@AgentKaz

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 5:04 AM

nd he does

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 5:05 AM

I remember reading about that! It's not this one. This one wasn't on that list.

not a bumblebee

@AgentKaz

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 5:05 AM

that's good, i always forget which one but it's one of those rp[letter] sites

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 5:05 AM

...or maybe it is?

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 5:06 AM

oh YUP IT IS THIS ONE

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 5:06 AM

it's not linked so i had to do a bit of checking to see...

not a bumblebee

@AgentKaz

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 5:06 AM

that must be the one my friend is on then

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 5:06 AM

i also poked my head into rphaven for two whole seconds but the layout there is.

not a bumblebee

@AgentKaz

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 5:07 AM

pros: good freedom with profiles if you like to code

not a bumblebee

@AgentKaz

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 5:07 AM

cons: no privacy, ever

not a bumblebee

@AgentKaz

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 5:07 AM

he showed me a few profiles he made on it and they're p cool

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 5:07 AM

I mean I'm here poking fun because I'm an asshole but the people chittering OOC seemed pretty sweet

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 5:07 AM

so no shade on them

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 5:07 AM

just. kinkshame shade. a lot of it.

@needlemouse

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 5:09 AM

but i mean. come on. i don't make the rules.

MY GREY LADY 🐈

@karurun

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 5:28 AM

omg

RaindrpsOnRoses

@RosesSpindle

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:01 PM

Pfft I got to be the shadowy stranger in a corner once irl.

RaindrpsOnRoses

@RosesSpindle

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:03 PM

It was at the wedding reception for one of the guys in my gaming group. So naturally, our group is all placed at one table.

RaindrpsOnRoses

@RosesSpindle

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:04 PM

Said table is near one of the corners of the room. My seat in particular is closest to said corner.

RaindrpsOnRoses

@RosesSpindle

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:05 PM

I had a shawl. Turns out it can also double as a makeshift hood if you just drape it over your head.

RaindrpsOnRoses

@RosesSpindle

Fri, Jan 13, 2017 4:08 PM

Sadly, the gamers were already all gathered at that table, so there were no adventuring parties to call over and give the plot hook to.

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