fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 9:45 AM
me: doesn't know how to pronounce the thing snk stands for, calls it snk anyway
also me: what the fuck is "AoT"
Trystan
@NewKillerStar
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 9:47 AM
pain and suffering, mostly
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 9:50 AM
LMAO yeah i've seen whatever episodes netflix had on it 2 years ago but i've lit never called it attack on titan and i saw it abbreviated and was like... what is that
Trystan
@NewKillerStar
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 10:53 AM
can this TFLN thread be game canon?
Trystan
@NewKillerStar
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 10:53 AM
because I need Jean to take some of Anders' advice and try it out on people
Trystan
@NewKillerStar
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 10:53 AM
and fail horribly
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 11:02 AM
absolutely
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 11:02 AM
i'm a bad person and usually take memes as canon lmao
Trystan
@NewKillerStar
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 11:05 AM
same
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:04 PM
anders is having way too much fun blowing jean's mind
Trystan
@NewKillerStar
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:07 PM
haha, good, I was afraid this thread might be getting annoying
Trystan
@NewKillerStar
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:07 PM
Jean is just... so dumb about this
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:08 PM
I WAS TOO TBH i'm like "god should he just write sex ed: the novel and be done with it"
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:08 PM
but no this is great
Trystan
@NewKillerStar
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:09 PM
I'm having a blast
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:09 PM
excellent
Trystan
@NewKillerStar
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:14 PM
and Jean suddenly turns into every hentai character ever
Trystan
@NewKillerStar
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:14 PM
"but it's d-dirty, senpai"
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:14 PM
LMAO
Trystan
@NewKillerStar
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:20 PM
aaaaaand the inevitable bisexual leanings come roaring out
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:23 PM
sorry jean
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:23 PM
EXCEPT THAT I'M NOT
Trystan
@NewKillerStar
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:27 PM
this is going to end with Jean looking for a Poke-dildo
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:30 PM
fuck lmfao
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:31 PM
get it jean
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:39 PM
if this wasn't so hilarious to anders he'd probably be praying for patience
Trystan
@NewKillerStar
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:40 PM
hahaha, I'm sorry
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:40 PM
no it's beautiful
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:41 PM
anders is happy to connect the dots for him
Trystan
@NewKillerStar
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:41 PM
after much discussion, we determined that sex ed didn't exist in the AoT universe
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:41 PM
poor repressed innocent child
Trystan
@NewKillerStar
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:41 PM
innocent child with the heart of a deviant
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:41 PM
seems like there'd be little use for it
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:41 PM
or at least, way more use for way more things
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:41 PM
meanwhile anders' sex ed was... lots and lots of sex. lmfao
Trystan
@NewKillerStar
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:42 PM
now THAT'S sex ed!
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:43 PM
Dragon Age 2: Emile de Launcet version 2 (On The Lo...
 anders canonically making fun of a 26 year old virgin
Trystan
@NewKillerStar
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:45 PM
poor Jean, hit puberty while living in a military barracks, has always had to wack off in silence
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:46 PM
this poor bastard
Chinchill
@chinchill
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:53 PM
I look forward to Anders learning that Walter is a 24 year old virgin and died a virgin
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:57 PM
it's okay, he won't make fun of his friends
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:57 PM
just feel really bad for them
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:57 PM
... at least not in front of them haha
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:57 PM
i hc he lost his virginity at 15 so when jean told him his age he probably rolled around laughing
Chinchill
@chinchill
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 12:59 PM
RIP JEAN
Trystan
@NewKillerStar
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:01 PM
life is terrible in all ways in Jean's world
Trystan
@NewKillerStar
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:04 PM
OH GOD I JUST WROTE JEAN INSTEAD OF JOHN ON A STUDENT'S PAPER
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:04 PM
OMG
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:04 PM
RIP
Trystan
@NewKillerStar
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:04 PM
hahaha, whoops
Trystan
@NewKillerStar
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:05 PM
fortunately this student is a giant nerd and will understand
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:05 PM
bless
Chinchill
@chinchill
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:05 PM
that's amazing haha
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:09 PM
jean is going to have to come to the dildo conclusion himself bc i'm pretty sure anders doesn't know that a thing exists that is marketed exclusively for self penetration
Chinchill
@chinchill
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:09 PM
the dildo conclusion....
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:09 PM
somebody write a novel with that title
Chinchill
@chinchill
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:09 PM
god I'm dying rn tho cos Hawke has invited Walter to a threesome and he's losing his mind what is happening
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:10 PM
FUCKING HAWKE CALM YOUR TITS
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:10 PM
LMAO
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:10 PM
GODDAMN
Chinchill
@chinchill
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:10 PM
HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO SHE IS
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:10 PM
if anders doesn't get his dick sucked the same night hawke is banging handsome jack, i want my money back
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:10 PM
WALTER LMAO
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:11 PM
HAVEN'T YOU SEEN ANDERS POINTING AT HER ON THE NETWORK AND SCREECHING *"DAT ME WIFE"*
Chinchill
@chinchill
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:11 PM
Like, he's aware of THAT MUCH but he doesn't KNOW her
Chinchill
@chinchill
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:11 PM
ohmyarceus | NEW YEAR, NEW TFLN plus it's TEXT
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:11 PM
OH okay LMFAO
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:11 PM
christ
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:11 PM
i love tfln so goddamn much
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:12 PM
HE USED TWO QUESITON MARKS
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:12 PM
I'M LOSING IT
Chinchill
@chinchill
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:12 PM
he's that confused
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:12 PM
i fucking lvoe when composed, calm characters type multiple punctuation marks
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:13 PM
i don't know why THAT IN PARTICULAR is so hilarious to me, but it is
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:13 PM
i live for it
Chinchill
@chinchill
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:14 PM
honestly I do want him to meet Hawke in VR proper too :3 only good things will happen I'M SURE
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:14 PM
yesss
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:23 PM
it's times like this i really need an icon of anders busting out laughing
Chinchill
@chinchill
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:24 PM
god there's also Dorian...Walter's just gonna be hiding behind Anders at this rate
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:25 PM
that won't do you any good, walter, then you'll just be twice the target
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:25 PM
dorian is after that sweet, sweet ass
Chinchill
@chinchill
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:27 PM
god, Jack after Hawke, Dorian after Anders. Truly the most sought after couple in Johto
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:28 PM
at least the most sexually promiscuous couple in johto
Chinchill
@chinchill
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:28 PM
At least, when all else fails...Walter has his pokemon to hide behind
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:29 PM
rip in pieces
Chinchill
@chinchill
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:30 PM
but Walter hiding behind Anders should be a thing ok
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:31 PM
permission granted
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:48 PM
meanwhile, in every other thread, anders is trashed
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:48 PM
when is he going to lose it? we just don't know
Chinchill
@chinchill
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 1:49 PM
gdi Anders
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 2:11 PM
i'm so sorry walter
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 2:11 PM
i hope you understood any of that
Chinchill
@chinchill
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 2:41 PM
just....bless. Their friendship
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 2:50 PM
IMPRESSED HE TOOK THAT MESS IN STRIDE
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 3:54 PM
welp, time to go cry myself to sleep over fictional internet barbies ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Chinchill
@chinchill
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 3:54 PM
don't cry!
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 3:54 PM
it hurts too good
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 3:55 PM
i can't wait for anders to lose his shit
Chinchill
@chinchill
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 3:55 PM
ABOUT WOT THp
Chinchill
@chinchill
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 3:55 PM
THO*
fuckweasel
@fuckweasel
Sat, Jan 7, 2017 3:55 PM
about his magic and his spirit friend
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