ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
( TMI ) usually don't do these but lmao my life is basically "it's the small victories"
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
teagan: ugh i need to move bc i know if i do, go out and do something, i'd feel better, but i'm so tired
me: clearly we need to go to costco to get more batteries for the vibrator
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
teagan: ...time to get clothes on right the hell now
Ainsley ☄
/snort
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
me: that is also officially the most "we're marrieds, now" thing i have ever said but yes
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
lmao it was terrible right in the middle of things the vibe just. stopped
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
we laughed to the point that neither of us were in the mood anymore, but still
Ainsley ☄
oh dear
𝐛𝐢𝐠𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫.
LMFAO oh you poor darlings i'm so sorry
𝐛𝐢𝐠𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫.
dis why you always have backups ok
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
yeah well we're dumb and still proof Jeep Is a GD Adult:
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
me: well since it's costco we'll never run out of AAA batteries now
us: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
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