my sister got SW4 Empires for Christmas and she let me play and I've married Motonari and I've finally fulfilled 12 year old Emmie's dream

we had a conversation about our pets and he's still lamenting over his fucking chicken, the madness never ceases

also my little sister made me laugh so hard

there was a scene where my character snuck off with him alone to some hot springs to bathe and she got really upset about it "BECAUSE THEY'RE GONNA BE NAKED!!!!11!!1!"

PFFFFT

oh and some old man told takakage he'd turn into his worst nightmare so transformed into a large torn up book and takakage screamed and ran away crying

these are actual events in this game, I cannot believe

OH MY GODS

of course there's a three hours thing but the officers motonari talks to are random so aya was there and when they had to break them she just snapped the arrows and looked him dead in the eye

the best part is I set aya as my mother and how fucking done motonari looked, he already despises the in-law

Pfffft

I love this game, it's so wild and my character seems to love making lewd comments to motonari and then laughs at his reaction, she's so messed up