2. Gets jealous the most Absolutely Artyom. Pavel is canonically a casanova who probably knows the girls in half the brothels of the metro by name- they certainly know HIM by name at least.
4. Takes care of on sick days. thats a tough call, but im gonna lean towards Pavel, if only because in my and alanas headcanons at least, Pavel is the one that can cook and make a hearty soup for a sick Tyoma
6. gives unprompted massages Pavel again. hes the more touchy of the two, and especially he likes to touch and run his hands over Artyom. in fact, hes already given impromptu massages to artyom in the rps lol
Artyom wouldnt be able to make anything terribly good, but he could make sandwiches or something simple, and would happily bring it to Pavel, and be very unobtrusive about it.
10. Tries to start roleplaying in bed well i mean first of all its kinda hard for Artyom to start anything like that spontaneously, and he's shy besides... so definitely Pavel.
14. breaks the expensive gift rule during christmas Pavel! he seems to be the type who would go hard to impress, that damn casanova. and itd probably be something riqsue, too
16. remembers anniversaries Absolutely Artyom. And if he doesnt remember off the top of his head, you know hell go through his diaries to find the important dates
1. Gives nose/forehead kisses Xiri! Snowe prefers to kiss Xiri's cheeks or a peck on the lips, while Xiri likes to give Snowe protective and comforting smooches to his nose and forehead and hair...
3. Picks the other up from the bar when theyre too drunk to drive Youd think Snowe would be the responsible one and normally he would be but that boy does not understand the concept of alcohol and limits
he canonically got himself plastered on whiskey bc he saw a full grown adult with a higher alcohol tolerance knocking them back and snowe was like "if he can do that and be fine then i totally can, right?"
5. Drags the other person out into the water on beach days I wanna say Xiri, mostly because I don't think Snowe can swim?? like, at all. also that pale child would probably be huddling under an umbrella
sure Zilia originally made him to be a weapon but tbh if i take what one of the people who helped write the sequels word as canon, then she actually didnt expect him to even gain a body or sapience,
its why when xiri can finally go home, he only leaves it to visit snowe, but never for too long, he always goes back home to Zilia, he wont leave Zilia and home even for Snowe
his biodad gets better and picks up paternal urges and starts to care about and want to guide snowe, but he started off as an omnicidal maniac before he calmed down after a year of stewing
11. Embarrassingly drunk dancer PROBABLY BOTH OF THEM... Snowe, because hes sorta got two left feet and he cant handle alcohol, xiri because hes a goofy weirdo
13. Firmly believes in couples costumes XIRI... although Snowe would absolutely be charmed at the idea on his own, too, but Xiri would be way more enthusiastic
17.Brings up having kids THATS TOUGH... i wanna say i think snowe would be more naturally inclined to at least mention the concept in conversation because hes a human and reproduces normally while demons dont
6. Gives unprompted massages Volgin because first of all snakes not even very touchy by default i mean he has to have tells that he wants to hold hands and cant just do it on his own,
9. Has the better parental relationship ?????? I HAVE NO IDEA....... isnt it implied volgin murdered his dad? but volgin is also Evil, and snake has his big boss dramas...
like yes snake had his orange juice and oatmeal and whatever else is part of this complete breakfast but david have you considered: a stack of blueberry pancakes that volgin made just for you with LOVE?
BT would absolutely remember anniversaries bc robit but also bc he care. he remembered exactly how many days he was linked to his last boyfriendimean pilot
2. gets jealous the most i imagine it would be fox, in any version of canon/au.... but a young snake might be quietly internally pretty jelly if fox started being close-like to others
3. picks the other up from the bar when theyre too drunk to drive even before the alcoholism really set in i imagine snake didnt make good alcohol decisions..............
otacon working late nights on his computer and snake sliding up behind him to set a fresh mug of coffee beside him and start rubbing his shoulders and upper back
8. brings the other lunch at work SNAKE. see above about bringing hal a coffee... hed probably also have to frequently remind otacon to eat- and eat REAL food not that dehydrated noodle shit
10. tries to start roleplaying in bed it seems a little unlikely for hal but lbr snake probably wouldnt even think of it to begin with so that puts otacon in first.
and with like 5 disclaimers about how this is stupid but he was curious and snake can just ignore him if it sounds too weird and they can pretend he never said anything but........ etc etc
and then snake is surprisingly like alright yeah ok do u have any ideas and THEN hal can be like ok well i jotted down some ideas [gets out filled notepad]
i bet davesprites like "ok but there was def room for both of them on that driftwood and this is stupid" but also like (screaming inside because johnclings)
and then john gets on dave bc like NO dave they proved that itd actually sink if he got on there! and davesprite says bullshit and next thing you know theyre watching mythbusters
14. breaks the expensive gift rule during christmas i wanna say davesprite mostly because he wouldnt pay attention to that and would just go immediately for 'what would be the Best Thing to give to john'
15. makes the other eat breakfast john, because hes used to the 3 square meals a day and plenty of snacks and davesprite over here is still reeling from the discovery that refrigerators are meant to hold food
16. remembers anniversaries DAVESPRITE PROBABLY.... i mean john remembers alright too, but dave would like have that shit practically inscribed on the inside of his skull
Absolutely Artyom. Pavel is canonically a casanova who probably knows the girls in half the brothels of the metro by name- they certainly know HIM by name at least.
thats a tough call, but im gonna lean towards Pavel, if only because in my and alanas headcanons at least, Pavel is the one that can cook and make a hearty soup for a sick Tyoma
Pavel again. hes the more touchy of the two, and especially he likes to touch and run his hands over Artyom. in fact, hes already given impromptu massages to artyom in the rps lol
I'm gonna say both. Pavel would actually make the lunch and bring it to his Tyoma
well i mean first of all its kinda hard for Artyom to start anything like that spontaneously, and he's shy besides... so definitely Pavel.
thats tough, mostly because artyom is pretty good at not crying even when hes really upset, so im gonna say pavel...
Pavel! he seems to be the type who would go hard to impress, that damn casanova. and itd probably be something riqsue, too
Absolutely Artyom. And if he doesnt remember off the top of his head, you know hell go through his diaries to find the important dates
Xiri! Snowe prefers to kiss Xiri's cheeks or a peck on the lips, while Xiri likes to give Snowe protective and comforting smooches to his nose and forehead and hair...
Youd think Snowe would be the responsible one and normally he would be but that boy does not understand the concept of alcohol and limits
I wanna say Xiri, mostly because I don't think Snowe can swim?? like, at all. also that pale child would probably be huddling under an umbrella
I dont trust either of them to drive
PROBABLY BOTH OF THEM... Snowe, because hes sorta got two left feet and he cant handle alcohol, xiri because hes a goofy weirdo
XIRI... although Snowe would absolutely be charmed at the idea on his own, too, but Xiri would be way more enthusiastic
Xiri... snowe doesnt eat enough, he has appetite issues, mostly related to all his stress and anxiety
THATS TOUGH... i wanna say i think snowe would be more naturally inclined to at least mention the concept in conversation because hes a human and reproduces normally while demons dont
Volgin because first of all snakes not even very touchy by default i mean he has to have tells that he wants to hold hands and cant just do it on his own,
?????? I HAVE NO IDEA....... isnt it implied volgin murdered his dad? but volgin is also Evil, and snake has his big boss dramas...
neither tbh but i bet you snake would have like at least 2 hours worth of commentary hed like to give on the movie
snake always eats a healthy breakfast and volgin doesnt seem like one to skip meals
ahahaha..................
i imagine it would be fox, in any version of canon/au.... but a young snake might be quietly internally pretty jelly if fox started being close-like to others
even before the alcoholism really set in i imagine snake didnt make good alcohol decisions..............
THEY TAKE CARE OF THEIR OWN DAMN SELVES.... altho i think snake would be more likely to check in on fox
ALANA WHY DID YOU PICK THESE QUESTIONS THESE ARE HARD TO APPLY
snake absolutely, he probably gets back pain just looking at otacons posture
they switch on long drives but i can see it being more comfortable when snake is driving and otacon has shotgun.
SNAKE. see above about bringing hal a coffee... hed probably also have to frequently remind otacon to eat- and eat REAL food not that dehydrated noodle shit
UH................................................................
it seems a little unlikely for hal but lbr snake probably wouldnt even think of it to begin with so that puts otacon in first.
BOTH???
JOHN OF COURSE?! HOW IS THIS A QUESTION
john absolutely!! and his first idea is ghostbuster and ghost. john is the buster. davesprite is the spookum.
i wanna say davesprite mostly because he wouldnt pay attention to that and would just go immediately for 'what would be the Best Thing to give to john'
john, because hes used to the 3 square meals a day and plenty of snacks and davesprite over here is still reeling from the discovery that refrigerators are meant to hold food
DAVESPRITE PROBABLY.... i mean john remembers alright too, but dave would like have that shit practically inscribed on the inside of his skull
under normal circumstances id say that davesprite would deliberately avoid the subject and john would bring it up,