Toss
@Tossino
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 7:16 AM
[cw: gross I guess]
Toss
@Tossino
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 7:16 AM
My stepbro sat in cat puke so he decided to call work and say he won't come in today.
Toss
@Tossino
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 7:16 AM
Me too, stepbro.
Toss
@Tossino
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 7:16 AM
Me. Too.
gingerfarts
@gingerfarts
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 7:17 AM
at least it wasnt pee....
Toss
@Tossino
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 7:17 AM
True.
𝓜𝒶𝑔𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔༢࿔ྀુ*
@lightbirbs
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 7:17 AM
pffff
sentient gate
@mutedtempest
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 7:48 AM
best reason to call in ever
sentient gate
@mutedtempest
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 7:49 AM
"yes hello employer there is kitty vom all over my pantaloons and thus I cannot work"
sentient gate
@mutedtempest
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 7:50 AM
...is there a swedish word for pantaloons because if so i need to know it
Toss
@Tossino
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:04 AM
Uhhh
Toss
@Tossino
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:04 AM
There is not.
Toss
@Tossino
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:04 AM
Apparently.
Toss
@Tossino
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:04 AM
As far as I can see.
Toss
@Tossino
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:04 AM
Also haha he just told his employer that he's coming in tomorrow.
Toss
@Tossino
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:04 AM
No explanation.
Toss
@Tossino
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:04 AM
:')
sentient gate
@mutedtempest
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:05 AM
xD i figured, and google tried to tell me it was "pantalonger" which made me lol
sentient gate
@mutedtempest
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:06 AM
and he is a man to look up to, once he changes his pants and all. brilliant
Toss
@Tossino
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:06 AM
Never heard that word.
Toss
@Tossino
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:06 AM
Hahaha
sentient gate
@mutedtempest
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:07 AM
yeah i figure it's just an approximation of how "pantaloons" would be pronounced with a swedish accent, and a swedish plural added on xD
Toss
@Tossino
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:07 AM
Pantalonger do exist apparently but they seem to be more like yoga pants.
Toss
@Tossino
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:07 AM
idek
sentient gate
@mutedtempest
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:07 AM
ahaha beautiful
Toss
@Tossino
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:07 AM
But in general the internet doesn't seem united in what the meaning is.
sentient gate
@mutedtempest
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:08 AM
i'm a quest when i get back to uppsala, to find these elusive and ill defined pantalonger
Toss
@Tossino
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:08 AM
What is a pantalong? We may never know.
sentient gate
@mutedtempest
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:08 AM
a long pant, i would imagine
sentient gate
@mutedtempest
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:08 AM
therefore, not shorts. anything not shorts qualifies
Toss
@Tossino
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:08 AM
Hahahaha
sentient gate
@mutedtempest
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:09 AM
i was also told that a good translation is byxor and that made me laugh even more
sentient gate
@mutedtempest
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:09 AM
google is amazing
Toss
@Tossino
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:09 AM
It is.
Toss
@Tossino
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:09 AM
Toss
@Tossino
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:10 AM
Apparently this is also a pantalong.
Toss
@Tossino
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:10 AM
I guess it IS a word?
Toss
@Tossino
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:11 AM
pantalonger
(kläder) långbyxor (efter Pantalone en komisk figur från commedia dell'arte)
Toss
@Tossino
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:11 AM
Seems we did just Swedify the English word.
sentient gate
@mutedtempest
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:12 AM
zxghcvfzxhfvzhsv i love this so much more than i should
sentient gate
@mutedtempest
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:12 AM
beautiful
Toss
@Tossino
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:12 AM
This sure has been a journey.
sentient gate
@mutedtempest
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:12 AM
also that guy looks a lot like my ex
Toss
@Tossino
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:12 AM
omfg
sentient gate
@mutedtempest
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 8:12 AM
which just adds to the hilarity
kuri.
@sub_textual
話す
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 3:34 PM
What a reason to not work
Toss
@Tossino
Wed, Dec 14, 2016 3:35 PM
Hahaha ikr
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