[Work] -_-

Dear customer, You can tell us that we need to make the two "£5 off when you spend £20" vouchers work together, but...no. No, it doesn't work that way.

I also can't refund your purchase from yesterday and do the voucher on it.

Well. I might have been able to. But you really made it so I didn't want to.

Also. Apparently, said just the right way, "Have a nice day" ends up sounding a LOT like "Bless your heart".

I use it that way often. It's a wonderful, multi-purpose phrase

It really can be.

Also, I have been tasked with doing a silly thing for work.

Apparently, those above want pictures of our charity bears doing things related to the 12 Days of Christmas. 4 Calling Birds are due tomorrow.

I've seen some of the pictures and there's some cute ones in there.

So I decided to go a little off with a misheard lyric thing. "Four coloring birds".

I've already found a coloring page for four calling birds and have sent it to work's email. So I'll need about fifteen minutes to do that tomorrow.

And the email will go something along the lines of, "Wait. Calling birds? I thought we were coloring birds!"

Because I'm a dork and getting paid to play with toys is always fun.