TMI about poop

yes, my favorite kind: pellets and slime

aka: the precursor to PMS constipation & diarrhea at the same time

I wish I could go home so I could poop in peace

but that's not a thing I can do

Uuugh. I swear I can predict how bad a period will be by how constipated I am on the day it starts.

yep! For me it's about 3 days before

though usually the constipation means it won't be bad, the straight up diarrhea means it's going to be hell

also tmw can't tell if hungry belly grumbles or poopy belly grumbles

I'm the exact opposite. If I'm constipated, it's going to be awful. If it's diarrhea, it's not as bad.

(But for me that has a lot to do with constipation = swollen bowels = pressure on bad nerves and uber pain.)

I always figure it has to do with muscle cramping, if I'm cramping up my body's pushing everything out = bad and if there's not enough muscle cramp to push anything out = not bad

but this where it's sudden and wet but full of hard little rabbit pellets is just annoying

like make up your mind, body