check your local Starbucks for new gyms
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check your local Starbucks for new gyms
check your local Starbucks for new gyms
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Guess they had to get money from somewhere now that the hype has cooled off
Dr. BeardoPuff
... they're all gyms ?
BuyMoreCrystals
Some are stops, I think
Dr. BeardoPuff
Geez.
𝖓𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖞👁️𝖙𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖞
i think real pokemonc oming out kind of ruined it for Go
☆SUGAR☆RIOT☆
I wanna try the berry frappuccino
103 FOOLS
nah, what ruined it for Go was turning my goddamn music down
103 FOOLS
I'd gladly keep playing if I couldn't barely hear my music while playing
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It was already running pretty low on hype before sm
𝖓𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖞👁️𝖙𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖞
yeah
☆SUGAR☆RIOT☆
They're implementing gen 2 mons soon which means mareep which means HYPE HYPE HYPE
☆SUGAR☆RIOT☆
(Groove nobody cares about mareep except you)
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Between everyone catching most common Pokemon, few events, and constant updates that take away more than they provide
☆SUGAR☆RIOT☆
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God if they add gem 2 I will be both hype and disappointed
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I love gen 2 but I'm close to a full dex. Do some legendary events dangit!!
Zita
What killed it for me is there's nothing near me, there's one stop where I work and one gym and that's all the interaction I have with it
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Yeah that'll do it.
Lynx and Paint
I'm still playing since I started late, but it'll be good for it to add gen 2
Lynx and Paint
when are we getting those legendaries tho?
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Thankfully i live close to a lot of stops, and I lucked out living right where they updated the tracker system
☆SUGAR☆RIOT☆
It would be so cool if they had a Christmas / winter themed event involving articuno
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Yesss
VeGGies
They have said not a single word about legendaries afaik
𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙙
what killed it for me is there not being any actual gameplay outside of catching pokemon and fighting gyms
Dr. BeardoPuff
I want to be able to battle opposing team members near me.
Dr. BeardoPuff
Or have the ability to catch an ice type in this GD state.
Dr. BeardoPuff
Or to give a gym I take down a theme.
Dr. BeardoPuff
Only bug types can go on. Only bug types can fight.
Dr. BeardoPuff
*go in
Dr. BeardoPuff
I want to be able to turn off the new "nearby" radar function, because now the radar where I live is useless.
Dr. BeardoPuff
I'm told what's near a church 4 blocks away along streets with no sidewalks and bad lighting has.
Dr. BeardoPuff
GEEZE I'm back in here to say another thing I want.
Dr. BeardoPuff
The ability to trade candies for other breeds of related types.
Dr. BeardoPuff
Like, let me trade 5 Oddish candies for 1 Bulbasaur, because they are both grass/poison.
Dr. BeardoPuff
Or 10 Koffing for 1 Bulbasaur because they share one common aspect.
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Also: actual bonuses for catching an evolved pokemon
Dr. BeardoPuff
Because there are a number I'd pokemon I have found one or two of. Ever.
Dr. BeardoPuff
number of pokemon
Dr. BeardoPuff
YES. More candy or stardust.
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Seeing a Poliwhirl is exciting if you don't have one in your dex yet, but otherwise it's a waste of pokeballs cos you don't get shit for it
Dr. BeardoPuff
It's harder to catch.
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Exactly.
Dr. BeardoPuff
And therefore pointless.
Dr. BeardoPuff
Unless I really need candies to level up a polybro.
Dr. BeardoPuff
Let me trade 100 rattata candies for 20 snorlax so I can level my fat children.
Dr. BeardoPuff
Let me smear incense on my buddy, and give me an increased chance of attracting pokemon of that sort.
Dr. BeardoPuff
Because, hey, at 10km per Dratini candy I'll be walking for 1000 kilometers to level thus thing up.
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Also maybe if I spend a lure, increase the probability of stuff outside pidgeys, rattatas, spearows....
Dr. BeardoPuff
Why does Autocorrect always change this into thus?
Dr. BeardoPuff
Ggggod.
Dr. BeardoPuff
Lures that attract more trash.
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Autocorrect has been trying to correct dex as sex and it is uncomfortable
Dr. BeardoPuff
Like. There is one place in town with Dratini.
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I have seen two dratini since starting this game
Dr. BeardoPuff
I pull out incense. And I Powerwalk that half mile.
Dr. BeardoPuff
I've never had one appear.
Dr. BeardoPuff
I've seen two, caught one.
Dr. BeardoPuff
Before the radar update to the nearby to pokestop function, Dratini would be listed, but I could never figure out we here they were.
Dr. BeardoPuff
I gave to surmise they sometimes spawn in the river.
Dr. BeardoPuff
I found my last one behind a fence at the Army Corps of Engineers that I only caught because my GPS had me ten feet to the right of the walking path I was on.
Dr. BeardoPuff
So. Want a Dratini? Just approach the fenced off area owned by the military.
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Military-run corporations. Rigging the system to spawn dratinis for themselves.
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Wake up america
Dr. BeardoPuff
Idea:
Dr. BeardoPuff
Legendaries appear as special event Pokemon, who have to be battled at pokestops. you can't win. but you get rewards based off of how much damage you do.
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I'm into this
Dr. BeardoPuff
maybe the team that gets the most damage gets a bonus.
Dr. BeardoPuff
After a week Mewtwo goes away. A month later Moltres shows up.
Dr. BeardoPuff
Every Monday between 8am and 10am, if I'm playing, Joey shows up to challenge me to battle his top percentage rattata.
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my coworker is playing pokemon for the first time with HeartGold
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he complained to me about Joey
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i laughed in his face
Dr. BeardoPuff
Joey is a national treasure.
Dr. BeardoPuff
But seriously, let me meet some ghost trainer if I'm walking at midnight that give fat stacks of stardust.