only just now notices the expiration date on the condoms
12/2020.
...
Yeah, I'm betting it'll still be expired, unused.

donate it then, give it to someone in dire need of it haha

maybe

wouldn't be the first time I did it. I helped a bro out when he was gonna go out for sexy times and his then-gf wanted him to bring rubber. I was like "well, I have one in my wallet cuz it's lucky. so here"

kinda pathetic of him to ask while in the net cafe. but he's getting action and I'm not so who's the pathetic one now