drunk history/drink of choice. fun fact, this already exists
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drunk history/drink of choice. fun fact, this already exists
drunk history/drink of choice. fun fact, this already exists
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this literally already exists. there is video evidence
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i think it was wine and basically
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i don't really remember it but
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apparently i returned from the bathroom, and was already in the process of having a conversation about the prison system and the merits of rehabilitation vs. punishment
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and how the prison system was established and how it favors punishment and the extraction of people from society over actual rehabilitation
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and i did all of this in a poor imitation of i think a tennessee accent
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my roommate recorded about a minute of this before i spotted him
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i literally? was just talking to no one? and nothing?
Curdy&Comfy
oh my god Pen
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i was just yammering away about the prison system in a tennessee accent for no reason and to no one
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and like? the prison system isn't like a topic of study for me?
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i mean i might have been in my law and crime class at the time, i can't remember
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but yes. somewhere in the world
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there is at least a one minute video of me doing this
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and i want it to be known that i was talking for, according to my roommate, at least twenty minutes
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in. a tennessee accent.
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for no reason
curby&coughing
this is the best thing I have ever heard you do
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i think this might be on youtube somewhere
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i get weird when i'm drunk
Curdy&Comfy
You sound like you're really fun to be drunk around
curby&coughing
honestly same
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I'M A WEIRD DRUNK
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okay also, the first time i wrote porn was when i was drunk, and my other writer friend at the time was also drunk, and we were in this room, and we were talking about writing porn
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as we were writing porn
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and we were using "fish" as the euphemism
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i don't know why
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like i don't know why fish was what we went with
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like "how's the fish?" "it's weird but good"
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"this is a good fish."
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i think we started doing fish puns
xaris
I REMEMBER THIS it was adorable and before i started talking to you more
xaris
you literally became completely incoherent on plurk
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i have some very memorable drunk plurks that i don't remember
xaris
it devolved into something about my little pony
xaris
that was all we could get out of it
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good lord