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remember when i drunk liveblogged the start of my anders inq playthru
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well i'm going to do that again except now i'm past here lies the abyss and the ball quest whose name i can't remember bc i'm [SURPRISE] drunk
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i will be the first one 2 admit this playthru inspired a psl and it is My Favorite i'm dead
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anyway i gotta find my fuckin xbox controller
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OH SHIT I SEE IT
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fuckin asher's axolotl squishable was sittin gon it
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the first thing i'm gonna do is fuck dorian bc i'm ashamed that i havne't yet
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xbox seriously how many times do i gotta tell you im not gonna pply the update
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WCIEKD EYES WICKED HEARTS that's the name
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i'm pretty sure
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looks loudly at my line of beers
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i bet the general populace $5 asher is gonna come in here like "fINALLY YOU'RE CONTINUING YOUR PLAYTHRU"
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anyone ever noticed how funny you jump in this game
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i think it's funny.
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not that i'm complaining about being able to jump
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i mean my anders is like 43 in inq and fuckin what 26 year old hawke couldn't even jump over a log on the injured cliffs to explore further so
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i'm gonna cry i just looked for the ride pokemon menu to use stoutland search for hidden items
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what the fuck was i doing
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oh right i gotta fuck the bae
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my mom asked me earlier if i would go into town to get her some cocktail mixings and i laughed in her face bc i had told her no less than 5 minutes ago that i was smashed off my ass
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my favorite part of inquisitor!anders psl is him making fun of skyhold's glee club
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i still need to do varric's quest i 'm a terrible friend
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i'm rly straight for josie, kill me
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cullen looks so fuckin old on the tarot card of the war table i laugh
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groans i gotta find something to do for an hour
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On a scale of 1 to 10 I want to fuck all the dragon ages
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i wouldn't fuck.... uhhhh
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wait hold up let me think about this
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i wouldn't fuck morrigan, that's not a stab at her i'm just not interested. i'd totally be her annoying friend who asks too many questions tho
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im out of smirnoff and i want 2 cry
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i'm so bad in video games at stopping myself from hoarding every single item whose flavor text vaguely interests me
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im gonna go harass my son
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"those weren't their faces?" cole pls
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NEVER TRIED FUN?? COLE HONEY COME HERE.
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COLE MY BABY MY CHILD
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inky anders cries about cole on the regular it's canon fight me
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"changing means losing your friends" bye
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"i'm what he wanted to be, normal so no one woul dhurt him" and i'm dead good bye i quit
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varric hleping cole deal w/ the emotion of WANTING TO HIT PPL i'm sobbing
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cole i s my sweet summer child and i'm crying
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i need to find my benadryl these bug bites are Killing me with a capital k
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groans can i bang dorian yet
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BOY HOWDY OW I ALREADY SCRATCHED THESE SO BAD THE MEDICINE FUCKIN HURST KLAJSDLF
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"dorian's awfully pretty isn't he" anders proceeds to agree aggressively for three hours
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WHEEZING
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cullen's whole thing w/ lyrium
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at least in psl cullen became aware of anders' identity so like. the whole dialogue option with "the inquisition CAN be your chance to start over" is just
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HHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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i love
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this playthru goodbye
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You're finally continuing your playthrough i'm so excited
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INQUISITION AU
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LIKE I JUST SAID TO THIS FUCKO IN DISCORD
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(I'm only saying that because you said I would say it(
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i love this au bc it FORCES anders to see the perspectives of people he's brushed off or ignored
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inky anders being sympathetic to templars and seekers and all sorts of people who don't share his exact viewpoints and i just. sobs. understanding and compromise is what it's all about
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AND NOT ONLY LEARNING TO APPRECIATE THINGS HE HOLDS IN DISDAIN
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ALSO LEARNING TO CRITICIZE PROBLEMATIC THINGS HE ADMIRED
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RE: "HAHA TEVINTER HAS A BETTER WAY"
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oh my gooood how has it NOT been 56 minutes
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i feel like it's been 56 HOURS
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speak of the fucking devil
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TIME TO BANG THE BAE
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"i have something for you dorian"
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spoilers it's my DICK
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lmAO
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HOO BOY
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HMMMM
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DECISIONS, DECISIONS
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save and play through them all
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i mean
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i'm proably gonna quit after this anyway just so i can redo it sober lol
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but i might
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i'll probs do one now and reload to do the other tbh
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YEAH I DON'T LIKE THIS ONE
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omg he's cute i'm dead
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"you're sappy for someone who's killed so many people" NOT CUTE ANYMORE
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i'm gay and tired
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so that's enough inq for tonite
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how i'm going to spend the rest of my evening i have no idea bc i'm still trashed
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too much so to do tags