[school] so there's currently a huggable coke machine in the university center

...huggable?

I understand we sometimes thank the machines for the caffeine, but hugging one is new

you hug it and it gives you a coke

......

they do realize most uni students have no shame when it comes to things like food right

probably

it's right across from the food court too, so I'm guessing it's getting used a lot

negl I would cuddle it too if it meant that was a buck fifty I didn't have to spend for caffeine

it's like what would you do for a cloandike bar, but with cans of coke

I'd do it

same here

Especially if it gives something besides Coke

(For someone born and raised in the literal heart of Coke Country, it's not near the top of my list of Most Wanted Sodas)