lets december plot + present chatter, because my ooc failure worked icly
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lets december plot + present chatter, because my ooc failure worked icly
lets december plot + present chatter, because my ooc failure worked icly
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I UNDERESTIMATED HOW MUCH SMALL BONUS BANK ITEMS COST, BUT
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jin is icly broke!!!!!!!!! because of Some Assholes
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laughs in his face
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jin living the poor rugged life
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he hates kaz and his 17 year old gangstar face
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Deeply
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kaz isn't a gangstar he's like
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a black hole
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it's ok, he's used to being broke 
it sucks, but he's done it before
it sucks, but he's done it before
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a collapsed star
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that's metal, anne
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i know 
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but what that boils down to is that even with maxing out my bonus bank coins i'd only have enough for 3 small items, and jin has.... 3 friends, and 4 acquaintances he cares about enough to get a thing
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for them
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A BLACK HOLE
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good timing, icki, because jin's going to not have anything for asher and be 
I FUCKED UP
I FUCKED UP
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no it's fine! we discussed this
PAX.
BEAUTIFUL
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show him the booty
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same for asher he wouldn't know what to get jin
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?
PAX.
this reflects irl so much
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for xmas
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i - -ILSKGJLKAEF
PAX.
"i have friends i want to get presents I HAVE NO $$$$$$"
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[santa baby intensifies]
PAX.
10/10 for realism, danni
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cause asher would spend so much time being like GOD WHAT THE FUCK DO I GET HIM
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hurry down his chimney 2nite
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im
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no i'll stop
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and then they can have that i... didnt get you anything im sorry
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real ass conversation asDLFKJAD
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he's probably gonna spend the bulk of his money on nami's gift because she's expensive
Silvie
I want you to know danni
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yeah disclaimer theyre not having a christmas smang
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sware on me mum
Silvie
that I want to make a brokeback mountain joke somehow
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PLEASE MAKE IT AT MILES WHOSE PB IS JAKE GYLLENHAAL
Silvie
because of jin being a big broke gay and furious about it
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omgklajeglkjldfa
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he's not too furious so much as he's like
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oh boy this again
oh boy this again
Silvie
how about 
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yep
Silvie
not this shit again
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muffled raiden in the distance
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A PATH WORTHY OF YOUR ANCESTORS ancestors ancestors ancestors
PAX.
im fk
PAX.
wow
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jin like FINE,,, FINE I GAVE UP MATERIAL POSSESSIONS BEFORE, I CAN DO THIs
PAX.
jin
PAX.
you can't do this every holiday season
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the funniest part is that he doesnt even fucking celebrate christmas that much
PAX.
"wait thats right i gave up earthly possessions (my ass is broke dont call me out)"
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so he's like
PAX.
every year
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how do i do something nice
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because for once in my life i dont want to be an asshole
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he is gonna be perpetually broke though that's ic 
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fortunately he doesnt care when it's in reference to himself but if he wants to do something for people he LIKES ENOUGH TO WANT TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR
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[FLIES EMERGE FROM WALLET]
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[sad trombone]
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maybe next time don't get conned
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ok like, he wouldnt have let himself get conned
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but kaz played dirty. with his dirtyhands
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HIS NAME IS DIRTYHANDS
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JIN DIDNT KNOW THAT????
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that's his problem
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seriously if it was just himself jin would have been the asshole who wouldve like tried to gamble with failure bandit's life
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because he wouldve known he could get away with SOMETHING better
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(miranda screaming in the distance)
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sucks 2 have emotional connections
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sucks 2 suck
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he's still real annoyed about it
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sure do
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jin just make something
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make asher some flowers out of a button
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u can doit
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whats gonna happen is that theyre both gonna be like SWEATS because neither of them could think of what to get for the other person
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because they were both broke because of kaz and jesper
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rip
PAX.
rIP
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that gift of magi christmas life
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#relatable
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Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You
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sorry i'll stop
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ladygaga_christmastree.mp3
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iohpugyofutgjhkhlj
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my christmas tree... is delicious
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N OAGJKLSDF
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I ... I REITERATE, NO ROMCOM CHRISTMAS SHENANIGANS ARE HAPPENING
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im laughing what an awful holiday
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i realized. asher murders someone on thanksgiving probably. kaz and jesper leave him and jin broke for the holiday season
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS, ASHER MILLSTONE
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also wrt ball outfits jin's not going unless he's dragged last-minute so he won't have an outfit LAUGhs
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ur friend is gonna drag u 
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mister scrooge...
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just wears a different alastair outfit
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he's here for the food
he's here for the food
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let giorno dress him
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(aka #me, jin)
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oh my GOD
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anne......... anne what would he have picked.
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also giorno is definitely getting a present from the 3 i can get. it's gonna be cute.
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a very small pin. of a spider.
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oH NOAOIASJG THAT'S CUTEOWALJFSD
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YESLGLKAJLSHAFSDFAKL
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giorno lowkey like 
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im trying to decide if he'd leave a note or not because Is He Tsun Enough
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does it have to b strictly formal wear
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he's getting miles a lil notebook, because he does not have money for anything else lmfao
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because im like???? thinks v hard. asher wears suits all the time
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can he just wear something that's super gaudy with christmas written all over it
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and for the third.... zenyatta is also a monk so he wouldnt care if jin didnt get him anything
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A/ldfasdFASLDKFJAKSDJFLKAJLJ
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asher isnt getting anything
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i want a cute home cooking thread with chihiro
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so it's either for urahara or gwen
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honestly i want it to be for gwen because urahara's present should be
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"hey, i'll do your training"
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[jin dies]
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this but pretend the sweater is dark blue and there's no mustache
this but pretend the sweater is dark blue and there's no mustache
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oh my god he'd look so nice in that 
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asher agrees
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good taste giorno
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shame for no tiddy but it's winter so that's fine
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colors look good with jin's skintone
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this is the
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"lull him into a false sense of security" outfit
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every time it'll get a little more gaudy until he's wearing a dress made entirely of flower petals
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g i o r n o
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this one.
this one.
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no this one 
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i changed my mind
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emphasize that tiddy
ᴅᴇᴜᴄᴇ
... I just realized
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where will our characters get fancy ball clothes
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i was actually wondering that
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i haven't looked at the post closely enough to kno wif there's an explanation 
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so maybe giorno will have to make everyone flower clothes after all........
ᴅᴇᴜᴄᴇ
I mean it's possible.. and im sure some in oska know how to sew or mend clothes!!!
𝒹𝓊𝓀𝑒
Jin u are broke because u put up a bounty without being able to afford to pay it, escuse
ORBITAL★WOBBLE
That's a pretty good gift tbh
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giorno please make jin a titty outfit out of flowers.
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i feel like the mods will take pity on us and give us nice outfits but
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i could b Wrong
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𝒹𝓊𝓀𝑒
: THEY WENT ABOVE AND BEYOND IT'S NOT HIS FAULT
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HE WAS GONNA SAVE THE ASSHOLE HIMSELF
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quasigina: 
sure was nice knowing jin
sure was nice knowing jin
𝒹𝓊𝓀𝑒
saved u the trouble, sounds like they did a good job to me 
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yall broke his jaw and hand
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: im admiring these flower dresses come back,,
𝒹𝓊𝓀𝑒
that was his fault for resisting..... he could have come peacefully 
𝒹𝓊𝓀𝑒
next time they'll just threaten to shoot him instead of talking to him 
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THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PURE BOUNTY
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PURE BOUNTY
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(no thank you for ruining it, it's great)
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i love that it was ruined
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yeah this was
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our pure lighthearted bounty
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it ended in hurt feelings and empty wallets
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thats my favorite way for these things to go
𝒹𝓊𝓀𝑒
all things end in violence when the crows show up
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honestly tho like!!! im gonna work on more cr with the crows (i kno asher is just a pigeon boy...)
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ALSKDJF SO... THERE IS THAT but i think it was a good Lesson for jin and asher to learn
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not everyone on this team is friendly they have to think when they make requests
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Jesper is friendly!! he's just also a criminal, you can be both, pigeon boy
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a pigeon boy
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LKJKJKJKJ
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I LOVE THAT
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I HAD TO GO TO WORK DANNI I CAN'T JUST SIT AROUND LOOKING AT FLOWER DRESSES ALL DAY
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although that would be a good job
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that would be a Great job
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I HOPE WORK IS GOOD
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its good v busy but I got the green light to yell at interns
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oh my god
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[zooming cat emote]
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GO MAD WITH POWER
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I dont want to go mad w power I just want them to do their damn jobz
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(ill probs go a little mad w power)
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(i want to be a nice mentor to interns whenever possible but: power is Nice)
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(me af)
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(rite)