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take a fucking sip babes
(pokemon spoilers in here)
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i had a weirdly petty rp dream last night
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i guess i was a mod at eway suddenly for no reason? and someone i had once known of in Ye Anciente Smash Days had apped and we were reviewing it
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they were apping chara??
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but like. Weird. they gave the character two names (neither was "Chara") and never explained why or when one should be used over the other
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Chara had like... cat ears and fuzzy green wings that were Always Fully Extended (the app was very specific about that)
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AND RIGHT IN THE FIRST LINE OF THE APP the person was going on about how they were a TERF and Chara was obviously a he/him because they/them weren't ~real~ pronouns???
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so I'm screaming about this at koji and then for some reason she immediately pings the person and is like "accepted, welcome to entranceway" (games are well known for approving apps via plurk pings u see)
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A Weird Dream my dudes
xaris
so we all blame koji about this
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Dream Koji is vastly inferior to Real Koji clearly
Curdy&Comfy
dam u koji
Curdy&Comfy
To the tone of "dam u len"
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oh my god i had forgotten that meme entirely
Curdy&Comfy
I'm happy to remind you of it! Bringing back old memes that you never wanted to remember is what I do!
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a true shitpostarian
Curdy&Comfy
An Archiver of the Old Memes
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i miss The Good Content
Hayvel
what a terrible dream
curby&coughing
wow dream koji is aweful
curby&coughing
awful* even i'm so tired
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we are in awe of dream koji's awfulness
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asriel > sans finally uses my tag plurk for tags
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oh my god i'm so tempted to have Bad OC do an ic "ooc: stop breaking the fourth wall and play right it's no fun if you don't pretend!!!!" to zacharie
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but that's Too Much Meta
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i don't think Bad OC is actually aware they're a Bad OC anyway
A_B
pffft! (LOL) Zacharie cares not for the fourth wall. sorry kiddo.
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ZACHARIIIIEEEE YOURE RUINING THE GAAAAAAMMMMEEE YOU HAVE TO MAKE-BELIEVE WITH THEMMMM
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frig and dang i forgot to eat
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petty as FUCK but:
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I'M SO MAD PEOPLE SEE "CHILD COMMITS SUICIDE" AND THEIR FIRST THOUGHT IS "HA HA THAT CHARA, MURDERING MONSTERS AGAIN"
Chara Dont
wtf
Chara Dont
i guess you could read it that way? If you ignored literally everything
нalғ-dooмed.
oh my god
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i'm just forever :T that people are absolutely set on interpreting everything this child does as Evil and Violent and ~Crazy~
нalғ-dooмed.
I'M NOT EVEN SURPRISED BUT JESUS
нalғ-dooмed.
let's just FLY IN THE FACE OF THE CHARACTERIZATION ESTABLISHED THROUGHOUT THE SERIES WHY NOT
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BUT OBVIOUSLY CHARA IS THE EVIL ONE IN EVERY UNIVERSE LOL
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remember kids: if you aren't a Good Victim people will always immediately dismiss your symptoms or assume they're just you doing something actively malicious to make them unhappy
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anyway that's my pettiness of the night
нalғ-dooмed.
it's good salt and i'm mad about this ask
Hayvel
i saw this ask and i just knew. somewhere. snap and zero were acquiring more salt
нalғ-dooмed.
you know us too well lmao
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i'm Too Invested in this Fictional Character lol
Hayvel
some jackass: charas bad
snap and zero, bursting in through the door: FCUK YOU
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accurate tbh
нalғ-dooмed.
<----
DIVORCED women
DIVORCED women
the chara salt is eternal
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okay i lost a lot of time just. on pokemon. i'm so excited for pokemon
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i'm spoiling myself all over on datamine juice
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(asriel voice) gee whiz mister sans YOU'RE NOT FUNNY
Hayvel
any interesting datamine stuff?
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SO MUCH.................
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there are a lot of interesting buffs and debuffs to known moves/abilities but i'm not sure if i should talk about things because Spoilers?
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Hayvel
i am curious! and do not care about spoilers
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okay so like the most recent hubbub on the streets is that apparently now all dark-types are completely immune to Prankster?
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(that's the ability that gives non-attacking moves priority, like quick attack has priority)
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try to taunt or thunder wave or swagger a weavile? absolutely nothing happens
Hayvel
wait, nothing at all? or does it just not go first
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literally nothing
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it's like when you try to use thunder wave on a ground type or sleep powder on something with Sap Sipper or something. it just cancels
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i mean dark types are still vulnerable to regular old non-priority status etc
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so if you have a prankster pokemon then its just worthless against a dark type!
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yep!!
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GF seems to have rrreeeally gone hard on trying to nerf priority this generation. probably not surprising, considering the last gen was like a solid wall of talonflame and thundurus
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gale wings has been nerfed too, so it only works when talonflame has full hp
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(considering Stealth Rock is still A Staple of Singles and its big attacking moves are Flare Blitz and Brave Bird, that renders it pretty useless)
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there's also Queenly Majesty and Dazzling, two new abilities that render the pokemon immune to priority moves
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but they're on pokemon that are kind of... slow to begin with? Tsareena has base, like, 70-something speed and that one colorful fish has... man i don't remember. 90? 80?
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72 and 92, apparently
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also, it's not related at all to priority, but there's a lot of curiosity about araquanid, the water/bug spider with the bubble helmet. its ability seems to do SO MUCH??
Hayvel
i dont think i know this pokemon. whats its ability?
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1. it halves fire-type damage
2. immunity to burns
3. it doubles the power of water-type attacks?
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the flavor text only lists the first two things, but people seem to be finding that water moves do much huger damage than like... a super-effective move with no STAB, for example
Hayvel
huh! cool ability
Hayvel
and potentially very crazy
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it's like if it had Huge Power (but specifically only for water attacks), Water Veil, and it's also the only bug who resists fire
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apparently it gets Entrainment? so it can give other pokemon that ability, too
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also: THIS GEN IS REALLY SLOW?? so many things have such low base speed
Hayvel
ive personally never cared much for speed but i also dont do anything even remotely competitive
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I mean i'm not especially competitive-heavy either? I just don't end up playing a lot of bulky slow types
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like uh i'd probably use weavile over avalugg?
Hayvel
well thats because weavile looks cool and avalugg is very... dull
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(it's also because stall is boring and kind of impractical if you're just playing the regular game for funsies)
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nobody wants to spend 4 turns using Curse or waiting for Toxic to chip away at every lv 8 rattata lol
Hayvel
this does indeed sound like a pain
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