(443): I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line.
(205): Why are my keys in the refrigerator? (1-205): You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you. (205): This explains so much.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
(1-817):
You weighed it?
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
(1-205):
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
(205):
This explains so much.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat