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@lightfellows
Tue, Oct 25, 2016 10:57 PM
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(meme) but at least his penis did its duty
haravatat.
@florescentia
Tue, Oct 25, 2016 10:57 PM
yikes
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@lightfellows
Tue, Oct 25, 2016 10:58 PM
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@coba1t
Tue, Oct 25, 2016 11:00 PM
Jesus Christo
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@coba1t
Tue, Oct 25, 2016 11:00 PM
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@lightfellows
Tue, Oct 25, 2016 11:01 PM
don't kinkshame
𝐤𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐫.
@tsarcasm
Tue, Oct 25, 2016 11:02 PM
well then
sea change
@be_themoon
Tue, Oct 25, 2016 11:53 PM
.... ironically the second to last text I sent was "I'm always nice! aside from the murder and stuff"
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 12:16 AM
Very fitting!
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 12:35 AM
Better than the context of the original text, that's for sure
✨ heather ✨
@heatherberry
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 12:36 AM
KJDJHKFDS
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@heatherberry
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 12:36 AM
omg this one wins
sea change
@be_themoon
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 5:42 AM
i'm trying to figure out what the context could originally have been and i am drawing a blank
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 5:43 AM
lmao I will reveal this
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 5:43 AM
𝐤𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐫.
@tsarcasm
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 5:51 AM
I think you got further into s3 than I did
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 5:52 AM
yeah spoilers everyone…
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 5:52 AM
matthew dies…
𝐤𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐫.
@tsarcasm
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 5:53 AM
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 5:54 AM
there's a rehash of the "Matthew's penis doesn't work" plotline because Mary doesn't get pregnant after like… a year of marriage.
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 5:55 AM
but then in the season finale it's revealed that Mary needed a surgery and Matthew's penis was fine!!
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 5:57 AM
in the Christmas special she's pregnant, and they have a kid, and then right after the baby is born (like, going from the hospital to Downton to summon the rest of the family) he dies in a car crash
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 5:57 AM
because Downton Abbey
sea change
@be_themoon
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 5:58 AM
oh god
sea change
@be_themoon
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 5:59 AM
i heard the part about him dying in the christmas special right after having a kid but i never heard about the infertility plotline
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 5:59 AM
I can't decide if it's better or worse than "Matthew's dead ex tells Mary and Matthew to hook up via an Ouija board" which is how the S2 Christmas special ended lol
𝐤𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐫.
@tsarcasm
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 5:59 AM
I stopped watching after Sybil died and Branson stopped being a socialist because I'm predictable.
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:00 AM
Branson moved to America b/c he didn't fit in at Downton Abbey, but then… came back for some reason.
sea change
@be_themoon
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:01 AM
???? downtown abbey.......
𝐤𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐫.
@tsarcasm
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:01 AM
sea change
@be_themoon
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:01 AM
i never finished s2
sea change
@be_themoon
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:01 AM
i'm not sure i even got more than an episode into it tbh
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:01 AM
yeah, because Matthew's penis being broken was an S2 plot mainly.
𝐤𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐫.
@tsarcasm
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:02 AM
Also what the fuck was up with Anna and Mr Bates,
that's the other wtf thing I remember
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:02 AM
I have no idea.
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:03 AM
Like Anna and Bates got married and continued to be this cute couple but Bates also seemed… clearly a murderer?
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:03 AM
Straight up just killing people.
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:05 AM
I think we were supposed to believe he was innocent, but it kept happening...
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@be_themoon
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:05 AM
downton abbey was something else
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:08 AM
they kind of forgot about the fact that matthew was supposed to be middle class along with the socialist branson bits
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:08 AM
except at the end of S3 when they needed the ~virtues of every class~ to come together and save Downton for Robert b/c ofc
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@be_themoon
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:10 AM
why did downton need saving that time??
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:10 AM
because Robert had fucked everything up
sea change
@be_themoon
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:11 AM
i mean. isn't that sort of par for the course with him
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:11 AM
yes
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@be_themoon
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:11 AM
why do they let him do things anymore
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:11 AM
because of the patriarchy
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@be_themoon
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:11 AM
why have they not just been like "honey why don't you just hang out and read the newspaper i'll write the letters"
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@be_themoon
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:11 AM
sighs
sea change
@be_themoon
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:11 AM
i know this but. sometimes i dream of hope.
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:12 AM
I mean they tried!! S3 was like… oh boy Robert invested all of his money in stupidity and now the family is Poor!!
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:12 AM
Poor meaning they might have to move into one of their less big mansions
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:13 AM
their Way of Life is being endangered though so it's very tumultuous
sea change
@be_themoon
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:14 AM
sea change
@be_themoon
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:14 AM
downton abbey, idek
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:14 AM
anyhow the issue is that Matthew, suddenly, becomes independently wealthy as the result of another surprise inheritence
𝐤𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐫.
@tsarcasm
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:14 AM
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:14 AM
but Matthew feels guilty about the money and wants to give it to charity instead
𝐤𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐫.
@tsarcasm
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:15 AM
How many seasons did it finally run besides Too Many?? Did Edith ever get to be happy??
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:15 AM
yeah Edith gets a happy ending but I only stayed through like… halfway thru s4
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:16 AM
anyway, it takes several episodes for Matthew to agree to like, invest his plot money in Downton and once he does Robert is like
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:16 AM
"we'll be co-managers of the estate then!! jolly good!!"
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:18 AM
but Matthew like… being "middle class" actually goes through the books and discovers that the estate is just bleeding money because ofc it is
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:18 AM
they like to pretend the industrial revolution never happened in Downton Abbey
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:19 AM
so the second half of the season is just "Robert won't fix his books because he's too whiny"
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:19 AM
but the solution is somehow Branson???
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:20 AM
who being "lower class" and/or Irish can like… bring the two of them together, and also knows about cows.
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:21 AM
the upper classes are more comfortable with their servants than the bourgeoisie and then they all played cricket together
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:22 AM
the moral was supposed to be "everything works better when all the classes are in harmony" but it's like, what did Robert bring to the table??
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@lightfellows
Wed, Oct 26, 2016 6:25 AM
no one knows
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