[Mute/roommate]

roommate thinks any male human wants to bone her

Uber driver being friendly? Well, he wants to bang you, thats creepy

Kid at work watches you make candy. He wants to bang you.

Okay

But last night, she gave her number to some guy and wont shut up about it

And today she met a guy at the coffee shop and gave him her number

"Oh, I don't know what it is, the season makes me open up to people, emotionally. It's something in the air."

"I met someone last year about this time, too. That was when I last gave out my number.

Yeah. It's the weather.

Clearly.