And not for nothin' but this elf on a shelf situation where he appears in a different place each morning? Freaks my shit out! NO.

It's like you have this mini creeper in the house with a maniacal smile. shudders I want to take it and hurl it down the street.

I thought that was a christmas thing?

It is. I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across some post on the 9876567 ways you can make moving him around easy and FUN FOR EVERYONE!

Just. No.