"FRIEND. I HAVE GIVEN YOU THIS DEAD CREATURE AS A SIGN OF APPRECIATION. NOW I SHALL SUSPEND EYE CONTACT WITH YOU AS A SIGN OF TRUST THAT YOU WILL NOT GO FOR MY THROAT."
She's always like "I have no idea why he keeps doing this (jumping on my lap and cuddling with me)" and I was always telling her that he looooves her, and voila, slow blink!
Me: Cat professionals. All cats do this.