

Tairanosaur
Not only do we have Sharon Carter here, we apparently also have Barbara Gordon. I can't make this shit up people. Other things I have done today include:


⧗ widow.
wait, where?

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-physically pushed Terri out the door when she wouldn't get the fuck going to leave

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-mediatrd in the Great Challah War of 2016 (order your holiday shit ahead of time people)

⧗ widow.
omg

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-explained to a 16-year-old why Disney's responsible for the abuse of copyright

⧗ widow.
you'd think people would've ordered it last week

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-explained to the 16-year-old's mother why three other stores were full of shit and lying to her

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-given an impromptu mixing/baking/physics lesson

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-knocked myself over with a broom (I'm fine I promise)

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-started filking "Sexy Ali Hamilton" based on that Yandy costume Lyra found

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-fished my phone out of the industrial-sized dumpster after I accidentally threw it in while taking out the trash

⧗ widow.
oh my god

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-and fished a kid out of my trash when he tried to get to donuts after I threw them away

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So, how was your night?


⧗ widow.
can't beat yours jfc


Ainsley ☄
good lord

Tairanosaur
About a month-ish ago we had an order for a Sharon Carter. No shit. Now we've got an order for a Barbara Gordon