

a turtle
ugh i'm having a night of Sad And Anxious (as you do) but let's try and get some tags in regardless


a turtle
continuing to sort of feel caught between Asriel and Flowey in Other RP Business

нalғ-dooмed.


нalғ-dooмed.
i hope u feel better soon frien

a turtle
i do think my bitter jaded ass would probably do flowey's voice better but asriel has all the advantages of Not Being A Tiny Plant with No Limbs

a turtle
thamk pal

нalғ-dooмed.
if u wanna hit up a tdm with flowey to counterbalance testing asriel u still can

a turtle
yeah but also making an account and icons just for a Maybe In Case sounds like worrrrkkkkk

нalғ-dooмed.
hrmmmm that is trueeeeee

a turtle
I don't actually know how... capable? a very small flower with no hands would actually be in a setting like hadriel too so that's a thing to consider

a turtle
not much point apping a character who can't open doors or get his roots past rubble or w/e

нalғ-dooмed.
hmmmm

нalғ-dooмed.
we've got jasper in hadriel who's kind of. unwieldy. since the phones are too small for her yaoi hands but she's still got arms and legs and stuff

нalғ-dooмed.
most of the houses and shit are made of rock/material he could conceivably burrow through though

нalғ-dooмed.
since he's seen burrowing through tile and rock in hotland and shit i'd say it's possible

curby&coughing
yeah if he appears in New Home he'd have to get through the floor somehow

a turtle
asgore was too sad to do basic home maintenance

a turtle
flowey fucked those subfloors all to heck

нalғ-dooмed.
the plumbing is fuCKED

curby&coughing
flowey what are you doing in the toilet

нalғ-dooмed.
in THIS world

нalғ-dooмed.
it's shit on other or BE SHITTED ON

duck bastard
Flowey "fuck you i go where i want" the Flower

curby&coughing
wow now flowey's shitting across the underground, amazing

нalғ-dooмed.
gotta fertilize this place SOMEhow

a turtle
HOW DO ALL MY CHARACTERS END UP BEING THE BUTT OF SHIT JOKES

a turtle
(ha ha butt)

нalғ-dooмed.
i'm sorry i just end up bringing poop jokes wherever i go

a turtle
the fisting gnome strikes again

нalғ-dooмed.
at least it's not gaster anal vore

a turtle
those words are forbidden in this plurk

a turtle
zero, please, this is a church,

нalғ-dooмed.


curby&coughing
listen. listen. i made the fucking joke about chara shitting in a coffin. I will bring the shit jokes everywhere

curby&coughing
you can, in no way, stop me

a turtle
i mean

a turtle
you're not wrong

a turtle
it'd be blasphemy to stop alex from shitposting

нalғ-dooмed.
there is nothing we cannot shitpost about

a turtle
when i say This Cast Is Too Powerful this wasn't exactly what i meant but it applies nonetheless

a turtle
also hey z just a silly question: armorwise what does frisk wear these days

a turtle
good ole bandage again?

нalғ-dooмed.
yep

нalғ-dooмed.
they just started wearing bandages on their hands permanently after The Third Dang Time they injured their hands

нalғ-dooмed.
(though they'll probs ask zacharie for something better)

curby&coughing
ok im sorry i just whispered "omg u called them z that's gay" out loud to no one in particular

нalғ-dooмed.
WOW

нalғ-dooмed.
eyyyyy i'm the Z MAN

curby&coughing
IT'S CUTE

нalғ-dooмed.
das because snap is cute

curby&coughing
yes


a turtle
chara > frisk


a turtle
WOW EXCUSE U WHAT!!!!

a turtle
i look away for 10 seconds and there are Lies And Slander

a turtle
also: i forgot the bandage is 0 def so i spent ages trying to google and getting Jack Shit

Hayvel
nope, youre adorable, no excuses


нalғ-dooмed.
UR GOOD

a turtle




curby&coughing
the adorable-est

a turtle


a turtle
HUSH THERE IS NO CUTE HERE

a turtle
this is a plurk about shitting flowers

curby&coughing
and how cute u are

a turtle
YOU GUYSSS


нalғ-dooмed.
SORRY THIS IS PROVEN SCIENCE

нalғ-dooмed.
SCIENTIFICALLY 2CUTE

a turtle
SCIENCE CAN EAT MY ASS

curby&coughing
and back at again at gaster anal

a turtle
Leave

a turtle
chara > sans


curby&coughing
what part of "you can't stop me" didn't translate here

a turtle


a turtle
chara > chloe/max


a turtle
chara > toriel


curby&coughing
bird im sorry previously you could ignore my ass but now that we're gonna have cr together you can't anymore. the shit jokes commence

curby&coughing
LMAO IT'S TRU I FORGOT THAT WAS YOUR PLURK

curby&coughing
SORRY BIRD

a turtle


curby&coughing
i do, in fact, apologize for being the Worst

нalғ-dooмed.
(SAME TBH)

нalғ-dooмed.
(ONLY WITH LESS CARRYING OF FLOWER POTS AND MORE OF BEING A VAGUELY THREATENING ASSHOLE)

a turtle
EAT A BURLAP SACK OF DICKS SMILEY TRASHBAG

a turtle
he's only here for his Cool Perfect Friend

a turtle
and chara too ha ha ha right

нalғ-dooмed.


нalғ-dooмed.
btdubs he and chara kind of Made Friends

a turtle
FLOWSRIEL SQUINTING AUDIBLY

нalғ-dooмed.
THEY'RE NOT SURE HOW IT HAPPENED EITHER

a turtle
SQUINTING LOUDER

a turtle
chara > frisk


a turtle
a draft from the open window fuckign slammed the door shut and My Paranoid "SOMEONE IS CREEPING INTO THE ROOM" bullhonkey has me wide awake so back to tags it is

a turtle
chara > toriel


a turtle
chara > frisk/toriel
