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ugh i'm having a night of Sad And Anxious (as you do) but let's try and get some tags in regardless
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continuing to sort of feel caught between Asriel and Flowey in Other RP Business
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i hope u feel better soon frien
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i do think my bitter jaded ass would probably do flowey's voice better but asriel has all the advantages of Not Being A Tiny Plant with No Limbs
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thamk pal
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if u wanna hit up a tdm with flowey to counterbalance testing asriel u still can
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yeah but also making an account and icons just for a Maybe In Case sounds like worrrrkkkkk
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hrmmmm that is trueeeeee
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I don't actually know how... capable? a very small flower with no hands would actually be in a setting like hadriel too so that's a thing to consider
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not much point apping a character who can't open doors or get his roots past rubble or w/e
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hmmmm
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we've got jasper in hadriel who's kind of. unwieldy. since the phones are too small for her yaoi hands but she's still got arms and legs and stuff
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most of the houses and shit are made of rock/material he could conceivably burrow through though
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since he's seen burrowing through tile and rock in hotland and shit i'd say it's possible
curby&coughing
yeah if he appears in New Home he'd have to get through the floor somehow
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asgore was too sad to do basic home maintenance
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flowey fucked those subfloors all to heck
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the plumbing is fuCKED
curby&coughing
flowey what are you doing in the toilet
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in THIS world
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it's shit on other or BE SHITTED ON
duck bastard
Flowey "fuck you i go where i want" the Flower
curby&coughing
wow now flowey's shitting across the underground, amazing
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gotta fertilize this place SOMEhow
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HOW DO ALL MY CHARACTERS END UP BEING THE BUTT OF SHIT JOKES
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(ha ha butt)
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i'm sorry i just end up bringing poop jokes wherever i go
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the fisting gnome strikes again
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at least it's not gaster anal vore
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those words are forbidden in this plurk
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zero, please, this is a church,
нalғ-dooмed.
curby&coughing
listen. listen. i made the fucking joke about chara shitting in a coffin. I will bring the shit jokes everywhere
curby&coughing
you can, in no way, stop me
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i mean
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you're not wrong
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it'd be blasphemy to stop alex from shitposting
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there is nothing we cannot shitpost about
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when i say This Cast Is Too Powerful this wasn't exactly what i meant but it applies nonetheless
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also hey z just a silly question: armorwise what does frisk wear these days
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good ole bandage again?
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yep
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they just started wearing bandages on their hands permanently after The Third Dang Time they injured their hands
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(though they'll probs ask zacharie for something better)
curby&coughing
ok im sorry i just whispered "omg u called them z that's gay" out loud to no one in particular
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WOW
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eyyyyy i'm the Z MAN
curby&coughing
IT'S CUTE
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das because snap is cute
curby&coughing
yes
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chara > frisk
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WOW EXCUSE U WHAT!!!!
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i look away for 10 seconds and there are Lies And Slander
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also: i forgot the bandage is 0 def so i spent ages trying to google and getting Jack Shit
Hayvel
nope, youre adorable, no excuses
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UR GOOD
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curby&coughing
the adorable-est
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HUSH THERE IS NO CUTE HERE
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this is a plurk about shitting flowers
curby&coughing
and how cute u are
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YOU GUYSSS
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SORRY THIS IS PROVEN SCIENCE
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SCIENTIFICALLY 2CUTE
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SCIENCE CAN EAT MY ASS
curby&coughing
and back at again at gaster anal
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Leave
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chara > sans
curby&coughing
what part of "you can't stop me" didn't translate here
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chara > chloe/max
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chara > toriel
curby&coughing
bird im sorry previously you could ignore my ass but now that we're gonna have cr together you can't anymore. the shit jokes commence
curby&coughing
LMAO IT'S TRU I FORGOT THAT WAS YOUR PLURK
curby&coughing
SORRY BIRD
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curby&coughing
i do, in fact, apologize for being the Worst
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(SAME TBH)
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(ONLY WITH LESS CARRYING OF FLOWER POTS AND MORE OF BEING A VAGUELY THREATENING ASSHOLE)
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EAT A BURLAP SACK OF DICKS SMILEY TRASHBAG
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he's only here for his Cool Perfect Friend
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and chara too ha ha ha right
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btdubs he and chara kind of Made Friends
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FLOWSRIEL SQUINTING AUDIBLY
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THEY'RE NOT SURE HOW IT HAPPENED EITHER
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SQUINTING LOUDER
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chara > frisk
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a draft from the open window fuckign slammed the door shut and My Paranoid "SOMEONE IS CREEPING INTO THE ROOM" bullhonkey has me wide awake so back to tags it is
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chara > toriel
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chara > frisk/toriel