"The UA campus is NOT on lockdown. Reports of clowns or any immediate credible threats on the UA campus are not true. These are unsubstantiated rumors."

Exactly what a bunch of clowns supporters would say to lure people onto campus.

well then

I know where I won't be going today, thank you very much.

Clowns will say anything to trick you

Reports of clowns...

There have been a lot of weird clown sightings in the news recently in America.

I actually saw clowns running around downtown here yesterday too

clowns, animal kigurumi, and waluigi

All just sprinting down to who knows where

Maybe to the border, to unite with their people in the states

What a terrifying world.