Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:11 PM
2
GATHER ROUND PLURKLINGS IT IS STORY TIME
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:11 PM
so, as you all know the last few months have been kind of a shitshow
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:12 PM
I try not to make a big deal about things in an open forum because that's just not how I am. I don't like making a giant scene in front of people, even if I had need to vent or whatever
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:12 PM
either way, the majority of you that read my inane ramblings know that I've had a pretty hard go of it lately
WATERING CAN'T
@mummifiedsalarian
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:13 PM
i am gathered here i am
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:13 PM
I flew out to Anaheim for my conference this week which, while there were some fun parts, was ultimately just me relocating across the country to work for a week
Corgi Gams
@gundamkiwi
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:14 PM
/gathers
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:14 PM
with everything going on, and the jet lag, and basically all of the rough shit that's been happening, I came home on Thursday and I just crashed
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:14 PM
I worked yesterday for one of the biggest releases of the year at my store, NBA 2K17
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:14 PM
after a nine hour shift, we had already done 12 thousand dollars
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:14 PM
and the night before, we did almost ten thousand dollars
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:15 PM
so when I came home yesterday, Slapricorn and I went for a pokewalk with our new pokemon go pluses and then I kind of just passed the fuck out
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:15 PM
fast forward to 2 am
Slapricorn
@Jaydeis
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:16 PM
(They are awesome.)
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:16 PM
I'm awake and I decide to go through the last week's mail since I couldn't be bothered to do it when I got home because, let's face it, I'm stressed as shit
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:16 PM
lo and behold, in my pile of bills and credit card offers and other pointless bullshit, there's a pink envelope addressed to Ant
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:17 PM
with a giant ass ROYAL MAIL stamp on it
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:17 PM
now, my first thought is
WATERING CAN'T
@mummifiedsalarian
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:17 PM
COOL GUY ZONE
@jabbers
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:17 PM
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:17 PM
'Is the queen finally flying me out so she can knight me'
WATERING CAN'T
@mummifiedsalarian
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:17 PM
oh my god
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:17 PM
so that I may henceforth rule over my lands as Sir Bearington
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:17 PM
Lord of Bear
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:17 PM
BUT NO
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:18 PM
it was actually better
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:18 PM
it was a card that, upon reading it, physically made me cry
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:18 PM
you can even ask Slapricorn she was there
Slapricorn
@Jaydeis
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:18 PM
It is true, he did
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:18 PM
it was something so wonderful and sweet and I actually had to read it twice because I couldn't believe what I was reading
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:19 PM
COOL GUY ZONE I know you're reading this
COOL GUY ZONE
@jabbers
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:19 PM
u know i
COOL GUY ZONE
@jabbers
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:19 PM
it
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:19 PM
this card is literally one of the nicest things anyone has ever done for me
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:19 PM
hands down
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:20 PM
I broke down because, in my mind, I still cannot fathom what I've done in my life to deserve such a wonderful friend
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:20 PM
and this goes for anyone else who was involved because I have a feeling there were others
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:20 PM
and fuck it, this goes for everyone else who is just on my timeline
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:21 PM
the fact that I have such wonderful, caring friends is something I don't think I'll ever understand, because I don't know what I physically did to deserve such loving people in my life
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:21 PM
but dammit, I've never been happier
WATERING CAN'T
@mummifiedsalarian
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:21 PM
jabs is a treasure ngl
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:21 PM
this card is one of the most beautiful things I've ever received and I'm going to keep it forever
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:21 PM
shit I will be buried with this thing
COOL GUY ZONE
@jabbers
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:22 PM
IM GLAD
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:22 PM
because it's proof that I've led one of the richest, most wonderful lives anyone could ever live
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:22 PM
one day I'm going to fly to the UK and I'm going to hug you COOL GUY ZONE
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:22 PM
or I'm going to fly you out here to my house and hug you
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:23 PM
I will fly everyone out here and give them hugs
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:23 PM
so just...thank you
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:23 PM
thank you so much
COOL GUY ZONE
@jabbers
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:23 PM
GOOD
COOL GUY ZONE
@jabbers
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:23 PM
happy transformers prime nerd
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:23 PM
it is the happiest
WATERING CAN'T
@mummifiedsalarian
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:23 PM
LMAO
WATERING CAN'T
@mummifiedsalarian
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:24 PM
that was my favorite part
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:24 PM
I have the card sitting on my desk and it's not going to leave that spot
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:24 PM
Ryo I knew you were involved. Do you know how I knew
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:24 PM
the dickbutt
WATERING CAN'T
@mummifiedsalarian
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:24 PM
it the dickbutt
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:25 PM
it's like your fucking calling card
WATERING CAN'T
@mummifiedsalarian
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:25 PM
thank god
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:25 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:25 PM
guys seriously
WATERING CAN'T
@mummifiedsalarian
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:25 PM
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:25 PM
you make me glad to be me
WATERING CAN'T
@mummifiedsalarian
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:25 PM
we're all glad you're you too
Blue Oni
@BitterBearFace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:25 PM
something that, a long time ago, I was not so glad to be
COOL GUY ZONE
@jabbers
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:29 PM
i hoped it would have something of that effect X-(
Corgi Gams
@gundamkiwi
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:33 PM
your ghost host
@britofthebacklogs
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:36 PM
WATERING CAN'T
@mummifiedsalarian
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 6:40 PM
sin town
@machinisms
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 8:28 PM
2kawaii
✶ 𝐇𝐨𝐇𝐨𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐨!
@phainein
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 8:30 PM
this plurk is incredibly pure
✶ 𝐇𝐨𝐇𝐨𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐨!
@phainein
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 8:30 PM
even with the dickbutt involved
WATERING CAN'T
@mummifiedsalarian
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 8:36 PM
WATERING CAN'T
@mummifiedsalarian
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 8:37 PM
dammit how do i keep posting double emotes
✶ 𝐇𝐨𝐇𝐨𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐨!
@phainein
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 8:37 PM
twice the dickbutt
✶ 𝐇𝐨𝐇𝐨𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐨!
@phainein
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 8:37 PM
im honestly touched
Bun-Bun
@tifaeria
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 8:46 PM
Me toooo
ShaynaIsHere
@Autistic_Ace
Sat, Sep 17, 2016 8:53 PM
;;
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