Bixmas Cheer
Bixmas Cheer
just... to get this fiasco finished
Bixmas Cheer
AND HERE IT IS
Flash Bastard
Bixmas Cheer
Flash Bastard
Naoki is attempting to return the 'stop being a dumbass' favor.
Bixmas Cheer
sorry Naoki. Malik's chill bank is emptied
Flash Bastard
Be that as it may.
Flash Bastard
::in the grand tradition of Eren's strop being 'Eren no' on Claud's thread tracker, calls this one 'dammit Malik'::
Bixmas Cheer
yes, good.
Flash Bastard
"Dude, right now he looks more mature than you do" is... entirely possible on Claud's end.
Dr. Yubsie
They're never getting the baby back to sleep are they
Flash Bastard
probably not
cacopheny
/snortlaughs. yes, please add screaming baby to Malik's yell-fest
Dr. Yubsie
Wash just went over this :-P
Bixmas Cheer
sorry, Malik doesn't have that.
Bucket Barnes
Lolol sorry Malik you get to deal with rambly vaguely feverish Ham
Bixmas Cheer
it's okay, he will at least be vaguely sorry about that.
Bixmas Cheer
but he's hit his limit on dealing with things
Bucket Barnes
(also: come on Malik let's start a newspaper so we can yell at the entire world)
Bixmas Cheer
but they have the network.
Bixmas Cheer
they can yell at people at the speed of thought.
Bucket Barnes
yeah but writing
Bucket Barnes
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no more hand cramps
Bucket Barnes
those only happened sometimes!
Bixmas Cheer
or running out of ink in the middle of a thought
Bucket Barnes
also when he got hand cramps he'd dictate to Eliza
Bucket Barnes
#truefacts
Bixmas Cheer
cuties
Flash Bastard
...it's a good thing Naoki's not pissed off himself here, or there'd be a barb about 'don't forget to eat something' in there. But I also don't know how obvious the demonvirus sticking around will be.
Bixmas Cheer
and Malik would have tossed back a "maybe if I start eating idiots people will stop being stupid."
Cerise ♢
Weeeelp.
Flash Bastard
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah let's not have that fight. XD
Flash Bastard
Naoki's pretty much done. An Attempt Was Made.
Flash Bastard
He feels better for having tried, at least.
Bixmas Cheer
it was, and if this hadn't been a "the bank of chill has crashed, the economy of calm is in a recession" situation... Malik would be slightly more reasonable.
Flash Bastard
Hopefully when his chill returns?
Bixmas Cheer
yeah, but he needs to scream first.
Flash Bastard
Which does happen sometimes. (Naoki survived Kanji's Shouty Punk Phase. He knows this well. XD)
Bixmas Cheer
Malik is also trying out this thing where he doesn't Elsa It
Flash Bastard
WELP
Flash Bastard
GOOD LUCK, ALTAIR
Flash Bastard
(As for 'what'll you do, make him unlearn it?' it's. Probably a good thing that's not a viable plan.)
Bixmas Cheer
(BECAUSE OTHERWISE HE WOULD.)
Flash Bastard
(Quite aside from the fact that possibly the only person who can right now is Armin...)
Flash Bastard
(And then if he tried to learn another color he probably still couldn't, so they'd figure out something was up.)
Bixmas Cheer
(see, if Malik knew about that bit of the psyhich tree. He'd gun for it so hard.)
Щедрик
So i think what Altair is trying to say is that maybe Malik should do all his screaming at him... SEEMS LEGIT.
Bixmas Cheer
yes, best brofriend
Bixmas Cheer
if asked, Malik will quite possibly demonstrate some of his fucking terrifying red magic.
Bixmas Cheer
because it's Altair.
Flash Bastard
Instead of making himself look roughly as classy as Eren did during his strop? GOOD PLAN
Щедрик
THISLL WORK RIGHT?
Bixmas Cheer
I MEAN IT'S A LITTLE LATE.
Flash Bastard
IT MIGHT
Flash Bastard
BUT IN FUTURE STROPS
Щедрик
EH, HES HAD WORSE. FROM MALIK. OFC.
Bixmas Cheer
NOT MANY OTHERS HAVE THOUGH
Flash Bastard
I was half tempted to have Claud go 'uh technically he doesn't need red magic to set everything on fire.' But uh.
Flash Bastard
That. Wouldn't help right now.
Bixmas Cheer
there's more than the fire thing though.
Bixmas Cheer
it's all the other red spells.
Щедрик
(That part of the psychic tree hits Altair's nopes so hard, but I kind of want him to have it so he can face that moral dilemma one day)
Flash Bastard
Well, yes. And she gets why he's worried about that.
Bixmas Cheer
also "tizzed" is now a word
Щедрик
Oh dammit plurk. Im on mobile btw
Flash Bastard
Still pretty sure Helena's overlay stumbled into red magic by way of complete exsanguination of someone. Claud's well aware.
Щедрик
Lmfao "tizzed". fucking bless~
Bixmas Cheer
hammerd space, tizzed
Щедрик
Wtf Helena what the hell happened
Щедрик
At least hammered space makes goddamn sense It's like... hammered and compacted down, right...
Bixmas Cheer
clearly
Flash Bastard
It's canon that she murdered the FUCK out of the dudes who killed Christina, so... That Only Misericordia-Style.
Flash Bastard
Meanwhile, brief digression for Slang Lessons. XD
Щедрик
talking brick should have been talking tile, in retrospect
❥ɳϵᴄʀσϻɑƞτιᴄ
jay's just laughing into his proverbial salad tbh
sailor bii
jay
Bixmas Cheer
Jay. Please.
Bixmas Cheer
....I am so sorry for Malik.
❥ɳϵᴄʀσϻɑƞτιᴄ
honestly i'm sorry about what jay just said
Bixmas Cheer
Malik is going to rip in to him.
Щедрик
Щедрик
J A Y
Щедрик
Stg if Altair sees a distant fury on Malik's face while he's talking to him, he is smacking him off the network
Щедрик
"I know you are 'feeding the internetting trolls' you ass!"
❥ɳϵᴄʀσϻɑƞτιᴄ
i'm so fucking stoked for jay to get into a stupid internet fight
❥ɳϵᴄʀσϻɑƞτιᴄ
i missed this from jarjammed;
Bixmas Cheer
W h E l p
Щедрик
Malik would totally fall for that bait too, god
❥ɳϵᴄʀσϻɑƞτιᴄ
i'm sorry,
Bixmas Cheer
somebody is wrong on the internet
Bixmas Cheer
He's the guy who fact checks everything.
❥ɳϵᴄʀσϻɑƞτιᴄ
whoops
❥ɳϵᴄʀσϻɑƞτιᴄ
had to minorly edit
Bixmas Cheer
Malik is just a giant ball of stress
Щедрик
Ok but I just envisioned kittens in assassin outfits like from those youtube videos unraveling a giant ball of yarn
Bixmas Cheer
Yes
Bixmas Cheer
Also I am so sad that Malik doesn't know the term "special snowflake"
sailor bii
i'd say he could invent it
sailor bii
but i don't think it snows where he comes from
Bixmas Cheer
It does!
sailor bii
ohhhh
sailor bii
maybe he could invent it then
Bixmas Cheer
Ezio first gets to Masyaf in a blizzard
sailor bii
somehow
sailor bii
ooooh
Щедрик
Their equivalent would probably be something like "rare spice" or "special star" lkgfssdghjk
❥ɳϵᴄʀσϻɑƞτιᴄ
oh my god
❥ɳϵᴄʀσϻɑƞτιᴄ
please
❥ɳϵᴄʀσϻɑƞτιᴄ
chants "rule of funny"
sailor bii
rare spice
Bixmas Cheer
I went with "special hothouse flower"
Bixmas Cheer
Which is... close enough
Щедрик
Wtf Malik dyrhcghfh
Bixmas Cheer
Does Altair feel weird not being on the receiving end here?
Щедрик
Indeed he does
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
Omg how did I miss this Zaknafein had a similar fit
Tɪᴇʟ Dᴇᴀʀ
...wow
❥ɳϵᴄʀσϻɑƞτιᴄ
and
❥ɳϵᴄʀσϻɑƞτιᴄ
i
❥ɳϵᴄʀσϻɑƞτιᴄ
posted a thing in the wrong plurk
❥ɳϵᴄʀσϻɑƞτιᴄ
oh god
❥ɳϵᴄʀσϻɑƞτιᴄ
hides in shame forever
Tɪᴇʟ Dᴇᴀʀ
also just gonna throw it in here that Daneel greatly disapproves of person-to-person interface :|
Tɪᴇʟ Dᴇᴀʀ
.... I'm barely awake that's my main takeaway right now
Tɪᴇʟ Dᴇᴀʀ
... but I'm awake enough for Daneel to actually butt in (so rude)
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
/holds Malik :C
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
After Leonardo puts baby Rose back to sleep, he's going to go to Malik and hug him :C
Tɪᴇʟ Dᴇᴀʀ
sounds like a plan
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
Tɪᴇʟ Dᴇᴀʀ Why does he not like person to person interface?
Tɪᴇʟ Dᴇᴀʀ
basically because he did it to Ambrose once and Ambrose found it hella overwhelming
Tɪᴇʟ Dᴇᴀʀ
he's come to the conclusion it's too much for human brains
Tɪᴇʟ Dᴇᴀʀ
/shrug
Tɪᴇʟ Dᴇᴀʀ
right or wrong, he will err on the side of caution
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
oh
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
bless you daneel
Dr. Yubsie
I'm half tempted to comment in just with screaming baby
❥ɳϵᴄʀσϻɑƞτιᴄ
PLEASE
❥ɳϵᴄʀσϻɑƞτιᴄ
jay will tut at malik for upsetting the baby
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
Leo will respond to screaming baby
Bucket Barnes
So would Alex tbh
Bucket Barnes
But he probably wouldn't come visit Rose because he's sick
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
Alex no :c
Bucket Barnes
Eh. He's not actively dying, he's ok.
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
Alex no :'c
Bucket Barnes
sorry Leo he is terrible at taking care of himself
Bucket Barnes
and not in a good place rn :c
Щедрик
...Oh man, if Malik did indeed force Interface on Eren without warning, and if Altair finds out, he's going to be SUPER ANGRY.
Bixmas Cheer
MALIK DOESN"T GIVE A SHIT
Bixmas Cheer
and that's mainly the problem, because when Malik stops giving a shit.... yeah
Щедрик
This whole thing has been ic: , ooc:
sailor bii
welp. it's there in the conversation so
Щедрик
Not quite on the level of Malikageddon, but oh boy. That touches on a big Nope for Altair.
Bixmas Cheer
Malik will happily explain his stupid logic.
Bixmas Cheer
he rather seriously thinks/thought that his choices were Interface, get stabbed by a kid or "repeatedly use red magic on Eren until Malik feels he understands how dangerous it is"
Щедрик
Altair would have even been in favor of the third option, anything but the first X-( X-(
Bixmas Cheer
yeah, well. everyone else would think it overkill.
Щедрик
What's a little friendly sparring between red mages... /salad
Bixmas Cheer
you'd be surprised at how freaked out people get when you rip a teenagers heart out or leave wounds that won't heal on him.
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