ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
SO WHO WANTS TO JOIN THE MAKE ZAKNAFEIN'S SON'S INTRO AWKWARD AS FUCK BRIGADE?
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
as in Zak explaining that drow are generally evil as fuck and not to be trusted
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
and if you see one run the fuck away
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
because death is coming
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
Airdra honestly I just want more screaming Jules
Lampy
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
and i think it'll be funny if zak accidentally ruins his precious son's day
คςєภคгtєς๏
...clearly phillip and zak should talk, if only so phillip can have the 'run away from drow' conversation and then promptly not run away from drow.
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
we can do this!
คςєภคгtєς๏
\o/
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
Philip can come poking in one of Zak's shadow bubbles maybe?
คςєภคгtєς๏
sure! does he have a toplevel?
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
yup! complete with shadow bubbles
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
because fuck you surface dwellers and you're lights
คςєภคгtєς๏
XD
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
... Leonardo is so sorry for the workshop. :-( At least it's toned down at night, and he can make lights in different rooms dimmer as necessary?
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
Leonardo doesn't know
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
and he hasn't made it into the workshop yet
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
BUT he will be asking about proper shelter now that Drizzt is here
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
and baths because dammit Drizzt
staticandteeth
YEEEE ACCEPTED!
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
UNICOOOOORN
staticandteeth
Oh, no, I haven't been accepted yet.
staticandteeth
I meant Drizzt. XD
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
YOU WILL DAMMIT
staticandteeth
Everyone else has been, but nothing for me, so I am guessing there's a problem. /shrugs
staticandteeth
We shall see.
staticandteeth
Oh, no, one other person hasn't.
staticandteeth
So I guess we both have problems. XD
Lampy
The acceptances seem to be a-rolling in!
CricketMomJenn
WOOHOO
staticandteeth
CONGRATS AND WELCOME
CricketMomJenn
THANKS
CricketMomJenn
And it's okay, Drizzt's eyes are less sensitive than his dad's. He's been top level for about two decades now.
CricketMomJenn
BUT HE NEEDS A DAMN BATH
CricketMomJenn
He's been fighting pirates on the sea for a while and there are no baths. :|
CricketMomJenn
And he likes to perch on the edge of the boat where he gets hit by sea spray.
staticandteeth
I think there is no bath mingle this time around, someone should make one for new chars to get all embarrassed and naked.
CricketMomJenn
XD
Lampy
So would you say that Drizzt is... a bit salty?
CricketMomJenn
... yes.
CricketMomJenn
Very salty.
Lampy
CricketMomJenn
naturaltwohands | Profile PROFILE DETAILS HOW BAD IT IS
CricketMomJenn
But yes he's totally. used to being yelled at for being drow so he's like "Oh I guess we're doing this again huh :|"
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
... i love the 'about' section
CricketMomJenn
I had to have something not serious about it.
CricketMomJenn
/adds line about Guen
staticandteeth
Sorry, no unicorn for the drow. I will throw a saucy Englishman at him if you like, though.
CricketMomJenn
Yes, that will work.
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
everyone loves a saucy Englishman
CricketMomJenn
Also, he's going to be walking around with a large, 600lbs black panther. She's like 4x the size of normal jaguars/leopards so IF HIS APPEARANCE DOESN'T MAKE PEOPLE SCREAM.
CricketMomJenn
Giant cat might.
FluffyFaeCat
... giant cat will attract at least one person! then again said person is Cait Sidhe so, that's natural
CricketMomJenn
She's a very friendly giant cat unless you give her reason to not be friendly.
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
There is also a giant male cat wandering around, he's nice
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
his name is Marzocco and he belongs to Leonardo da Vinci
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
Guen gets her own CR with all the other animal friends
CricketMomJenn
LMAO
CricketMomJenn
She does
CricketMomJenn
She canonly has other cat friends so
FluffyFaeCat
there is also a tiny, tiny white-haired girl with a wolverine who will love Guen
CricketMomJenn
Guen loves to play with kids so this is good
FluffyFaeCat
yes, games! (Kiga the wolverine will be less than impressed, but he's grumpy)
CricketMomJenn
She, unlike Drizzt, does not need a bath.
CricketMomJenn
She's being slightly converted to be able to stay on the Material Plane all the time so she's now there 24/7 without exhaustion problems YAY
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
but yes, everyone can feel free to assume they heard from Zak or from someone who heard from zak that drow are evil and murderous as a rule. Zak is still murderous just not evil
CricketMomJenn
I should totally put that in my intro post
CricketMomJenn
Drizzt and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
❤ FOREVER YOURS
... Mikasa had a skill to transform into a giant cat black panther on a walkabout so I guess that kitten might get her attention XD
CricketMomJenn
XD
CricketMomJenn
Guen is going to have so much CR LMAO
CricketMomJenn
She can also babysit.
sadsa stark
I don't have any giant cats but I do have a direwolf to bring to the circus
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
this plurk rn
CricketMomJenn
Accurate
Airdra
did someone want screaming
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
YES
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
ALWAYS
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
run screaming from one of the kindest people you'll ever meet Jules
Airdra
sounds about right
CricketMomJenn
CricketMomJenn
YES GO RUN AWAY SCREAMING.
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
cacopheny I just realized Zoe is going to miss this chaotic arrival because demon dungeon shenanigans sob
CricketMomJenn
LMAO
CricketMomJenn
Well that's a good thing. XD
CricketMomJenn
(Also when Drizzt is a Chaotic Good, THIS IS NOT WHAT WAS MEANT, he insists.)
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
Well YEAH, but Zoe is like his one and only friend
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
ever in the history of his life
CricketMomJenn
Drizzt says you need more friends dad
CricketMomJenn
Well there's Jarlaxle BUT GUESS WHAT BOOK HAS YET TO BE WRITTEN
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
how much of a friend can JARLAXLE have really been?
CricketMomJenn
XD I can't answer that without spoilers.
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
400 years ago?
CricketMomJenn
YOU WILL UNDERSTAND BY THE END OF THE BOOK.
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
OKAY FINE
CricketMomJenn
Lmao well who knows.
CricketMomJenn
But yes Zoe's his first like very good friend.
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
not likely going to betray him friend (tho it'll take forever for him to realize that sorry Zoe)
CricketMomJenn
Whereas Drizzt would know she's unlikely more instinctively.
𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
I am sad I will also miss this arrival
CricketMomJenn
She can hear tales later
cacopheny
it's okay, Zak can dragon his boy to meet her later :3
cacopheny
(zoe is going to make Zak hold hr baby, because she actually really enjoys making all these men who have never dealt with babies before, deal with babies XD )
CricketMomJenn
Yes good.
CricketMomJenn
And Drizzt has held dwarven babies, or so we have headcanoned. He's comfortable holding a baby in a later book, so dwarven friends were likely the cause.
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
Zak is not going to be comfortable
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
But yeah, this reunion is all swords and tears
CricketMomJenn
Drizzt's heart would be super warmed by seeing his dad hold a baby.
CricketMomJenn
And yes, it is.
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
metapanda Leo can meet them when Zak actually posts the the network (gasp!) asking about shelter
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
And baths
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
most importantly baths
CricketMomJenn
Drizzt is dirty from being at sea lmao. HE SMELLS
CricketMomJenn
I mean not as bad as humans do because he's special but yes you get used to the stench.
CricketMomJenn
He's gone nose blind but he knows it's there.
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
idk he was surrounded by sweaty human stank i'm sure it seeped in
CricketMomJenn
Okay good point.
CricketMomJenn
He smells awful. I'm so sorry.
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