Oh, teh drama! There's a bat in the office!

It's currently chilling out in the darkened break room, with a couple maintenance guys keeping an eye on it until Pest Control comes.

Coworker is currently scrubbing her desk, worried about bat droppings.

Aw! Adopt it?

Would if I could!

it will fly around until it gets caught in your hair. Then it will bite you and suck all your blood. Or give you rabies. Or beat you to death with its wings. <shudders>

The bat has been removed. Don't know whether alive or dead.

hey - one way to wake up ! We had them under the toilet seat in our library once.