Bucky is big, and he is nakey
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
Bucky is big, and he is nakey
Bucky is big, and he is nakey
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
I am not sorry
Vettergesic
I am going to reply to this. For humanity.
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
OH MY GOD
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
this is how he meets Pierce
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
nekkid and alone :/
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
bring it on 
Vettergesic
Pierce will be impressed
Vettergesic
Sort of
Vettergesic
Okay amused
Vettergesic
And really... you asked for it
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
ＧＲＡＶＥＳ.
omg
Vettergesic
Besides, now he can make mental comparisons between the two Buckys since he's a dirty old man and has now seen both naked
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
gdit Pierce
gdit Pierce
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
ALSO I SHOUDL TELL YOU
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
My buck is pretty much scarred form head to toe
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
except his face, bucky did a good job keeping those krauts from damaging his moneymaker
Vettergesic
And how did this travesty occur?
Vettergesic
Did he pull a Rumlow and get lit on fire?
ＧＲＡＶＥＳ.
oh my god
ＧＲＡＶＥＳ.
LMAAKHADKJHF PIERCE
ＧＲＡＶＥＳ.
U ARE A DIRTY OLD MAN IN THE BEST OF WAYS
ＧＲＡＶＥＳ.
and the worst
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
quick version is 4 years of doing wetwork for the US Army 
ＧＲＡＶＥＳ.
also buck :<
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
he also got tortured a lot in those old comics???
ＧＲＡＶＥＳ.
gently holds him
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
like a lot :/a
ＧＲＡＶＥＳ.
:/ oh no
Vettergesic
Good thing he can walk away with a smile?
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
Hitler personally tortured him once lol
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
he sure as hell can XD
Vettergesic
Oh
Vettergesic
Well
Vettergesic
Do you want to join HYDRA?
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
NO!!
NO!!
Vettergesic
They have a great dental plan
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
but oh my god that hitler issue... like Cap comes back into the past to reunite with bucky and like.. he saves Bucky from torture and he is liek OH GOLLY I AM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU BUDDY! I'VE MISSED YOU
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
and bucky is liek wow calm down Cap! This is focus time! We have to stop Hitler gdit
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
GET YOUR LOVE AWAY FROM ME
Vettergesic
And the medical plan is fab! I mean, limb replacement with the highest quality goods.
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
NO HE HAS WORKED FOR YEARS TO ERADICATE HYDRA IN THE WAR
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
to hell with you Dx
Vettergesic
Okay, they can call the organization something else and then you can join up :3
Vettergesic
Oh I know: SHIELD
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
OH PERFECT 8D
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
let's do it
Vettergesic
/dances
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
tell him you have your own super special version of avenegrs that's better
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
than Tony's
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
and he will join up :/
Vettergesic
Well, it is true.
ᴍᴏᴠᴇᴅ
...................
ᴍᴏᴠᴇᴅ
leave his bucky alone pierce :I
Vettergesic
Nope
Vettergesic
He's naked in the library. Fair game, Stark
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
oh wow we are using possessions now are we? ;/
ᴍᴏᴠᴇᴅ
:IIII
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
OH AND ALSO He has... god I should just give you pp reference plurk for his scars
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
this poor boy
ᴍᴏᴠᴇᴅ
yeah. we are. :IIIII
Vettergesic
Yes, I think you should. I love scars
ᴍᴏᴠᴇᴅ
DIS IS NOT YOUR BUCKY TO MESS WITH
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
BUT HE HAS A VERTICAL SLICE ON EACH FOREARM CAUSE HE STASHED C4 IN HIS ARMS
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
okay I will huehuehue
Vettergesic
If it makes you feel any better, Pierce wants Stark too. If only to watch him sel-destruct for his personal entertainment.
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
ha! XD
ᴍᴏᴠᴇᴅ
don't you touch his alt either. wow. :I
Vettergesic
gdi Bucky! Why are you such an amazing survivor?
ᴍᴏᴠᴇᴅ
if you wanna come for him tho, he welcomes you with open arms.
Vettergesic
But if he has both Starks, they can self-destruct side-by-side and it will be double the fun
ᴍᴏᴠᴇᴅ
yeah. good luck trying for that, buddy.
ᴍᴏᴠᴇᴅ
you'll find yourself locked up real fast.
Vettergesic
But locked up where?
Vettergesic
it somewhere fun?
ᴍᴏᴠᴇᴅ
the hole. is it called the hole? i have no idea. but he will toss you in there.
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
wow you leave Bucky's new best old man alone :/
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
he collects them liek pokemon
Vettergesic
Don't literally toss him. He's 78 years old
ᴍᴏᴠᴇᴅ
he will toss you in there. :I he doesn't care how old you are. sry not sry
ᴍᴏᴠᴇᴅ
you're like a terribul influence on dumb kids
Vettergesic
Well yes
Vettergesic
But it's to save the world, honestly.
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
hahaha
ᴍᴏᴠᴇᴅ
it really tho
ᴍᴏᴠᴇᴅ
is it really
Vettergesic
Of course. The world is going to Hell in a hand basket. If everyone accepted this simple truth and allowed sweeping change, the world at large would be better off.
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
............ that's what Hitler said 
Vettergesic
And look how successful he was?
Vettergesic
You know, until the end
ＧＲＡＶＥＳ.
Vettergesic
And HYDRA doesn't discriminate like that. If you're a bad person, you're dead. The world is better off without you.
Vettergesic
ᴍᴏᴠᴇᴅ
ᴍᴏᴠᴇᴅ
but i'm diggin that emote
ᴍᴏᴠᴇᴅ
lol
Vettergesic
/thumbs up
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