(commentary) anyway today I just want to continue to make myself sad through questionable methods, is that so wrong

for all I know this isn't even real folklore he's just being a shit

because actually just saying the words "I'm kind of lonely rn and also mildly worried about how fucked we all are when our resident pisscrab comes to town" is ofc out of the question

;^;

someone punch him

I live for sads. So it's okay.