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im awake
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lurches toward the coffeepot
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i still have no notifs so i'm basically just tagging whoever has a tag plurk i can look back and check lol
Hayvel
i always just... check my inbox on DW itself. never had any issues there
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ah i forgot those even existed......
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GOOD JOB SNAP
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chara > shep gremlin pitches a got dang tantrum
Hayvel
sure are giving toriel some Important Questions to ask
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HA HA HA
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hey look it's frisk and chara
xaris
'who was asriel's friend?'
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xaris
man if i do bring him back at a later date tho, he'll forget about everything
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OH BOY A TRUE RESET
xaris
WE CAN DO THIS
xaris
ALL
xaris
OVER
xaris
AGAIN
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you did it asriel you Won
xaris
he did say he'd reset everything to 0
xaris
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xaris
nah but just trying to figure out this irl mess before i pick up someone that Complex again but
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IT'S COOL it gives us lots of fun Disasters to play with
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and i mean like the entire reason i pick up a character like chara is because I LOVE PLAYING DISASTERS OUT
xaris
chara is literally the defintion of Disaster tbh
xaris
i think all of the undertales are
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i mean, you aren't wrong
Hayvel
honestly i was.... kind of excited for asriel leaving specifically because 'oh boy this is going to cause some Disasters isnt it'
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CONFLICT IS FUN
xaris
i feel... kind of bad for snooping in on this? but i legitimately couldn't keep him up and i'm probably going to app in someone els e..........
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NAH don't feel bad at all
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disasters are also fun to popcorn.gif at
xaris
it makes you feel wanted, y'know?
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chara > frisk/toriel chara is a Good and Nice person who always knows how to make people Feel Better
нalғ-dooмed.
"shut the fuck up frisk you're GOOD i'm the one who sucks"
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chara, thinking insulting and vicious things: yeah well you're WELL LIKED and people CARE ABOUT YOU
curby&coughing
i can't believe chara just bit shepard's arm i'm HOWLING
curby&coughing
CHARA YOU FUFUCKING SHITGREMLIN
curby&coughing
honestly this is going to take all shepard's willpower not to respond with "chara what the fuck"
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chara: i'm a refined and composed evil mastermind
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also chara: GNAWING ON SHEP LIKE A CHIHUAHUA
curby&coughing
literally her response might just be "chara. what the fucking fuck" before remembering chara is 12 and she's supposed to be Better Than That
нalғ-dooмed.
нalғ-dooмed.
LMAO THE DRAWING IS TRANSPARENT
curby&coughing
OK THAT IMAGE IS TRANSPARENT SO WHEN YOU OPEN IT ON PLURK IT'S JUST THE EYES
нalғ-dooмed.
I CLICK ON IT FOR FULL-VIEW;LFKDJSKL
curby&coughing
FEAR
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THE CHARA EXPERIENCE
нalғ-dooмed.
curby&coughing
They Bite
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honestly though they're like 10 and Being Restrained By Adult Touch so like
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here we are
нalғ-dooмed.
mnaaaaa
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this is what its come to
curby&coughing
listen. she wouldn't have to restrain them. if they weren't punching her
curby&coughing
chara is once again digging their own grave
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curby&coughing
i'm so glad i made that
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it never stops being relevant
curby&coughing
it's fucking true
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me, an unwise fucker who forgot their meds yesterday: why do i feel so awful golly
curby&coughing
child
curby&coughing
no
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Mistakes Were Made
curby&coughing
gentle touch
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well maybe a stroll will help
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Go outside Do a Yoga Eat A Vegetable that's always the advice to fix anything
curby&coughing
well, it works sometimes, at least
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also the mini donut stand is probably still there
curby&coughing
now That's motivation
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update: donuts still bad for me, delicious
curby&coughing
Fantastic
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i spent way longer outside than i planned to and i can only blame folk festival and pokemon go
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finally caught jynx and onix though those fuckers been evading me for aeons
curby&coughing
nice nice nice nice nice
curby&coughing
I still haven't even Seen a jynx
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i mean i still haven't seen a caterpie
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so i guess rare is subjective
curby&coughing
I see waaaay more weedles than caterpies
curby&coughing
I just got enough to evolve a butterfree
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i can't find grass or water types to save my life
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i got an 802 CP parasect i got by a smitty's and a like 760 tangela i hatched those are my mighty Grass fuckers
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everyone's gettin' vaporeons and laprases though and all i got's a hoard of rapidashes and a flareon and rhydon and golem so You See The Problem
curby&coughing
see meanwhile I can't find a ding dang fire type
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weird i'd heard they were supposed to be more common in urban areas
curby&coughing
see, I heard so too, but nyc is so choked out by normal types it's Fuckin Hard
curby&coughing
my best is a 470 Ponyta and I've only ever seen ONE
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ARE YOU KIDDING I SEE LIKE FOUR PONYTA A DAY
curby&coughing
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE FOUR PONYTA A DAY
curby&coughing
im over here drowning in fucking rattata
curby&coughing
we get a lot of poliwag, tho. I get at least one a day
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i have three rapidashes in the 900-800 range and that's only because i'm not raising them up anymore now that i have flareon
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i've got exactly 0 poliwag though lmao
curby&coughing
I live less than 10 blocks from a major river, so
curby&coughing
I assume that's Why
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it's only like two days until my data rollover so I can go nose around wascana lake good and proper
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maybe then i'll finally have some waters
curby&coughing
godspeed friendos
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chara > shep i'm so proud chara finally gets a "what the fuck kid"
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me, seventeen times in a row: sets the kettle on then forgets about it
curby&coughing
CHARA, PLEASE
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chara > sans i'm glad pen's an astronomy nerd because this would probably be a painful tag to reply to otherwise
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it kills me because it's just Explain Science To Me Please but it also kills me because its Explain Science To Me Please, y'dig
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do i dare follow this link
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the good ole Screaming Alley came through yet again
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crying baby AND yelling arguing couple at 11 pm cool thanks
curby&coughing
im very afraid of that link
Curdy&Comfy
fear
Curdy&Comfy
THAT LINK IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
Curdy&Comfy
I love it so much
нalғ-dooмed.
metal donger
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update: the Screaming Alley obliges again, this time with a single solitary trumpet toot somewhere outside my window at 1:20 am
curby&coughing
im sorry for laughigng ohhmy god
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please laugh, the Screaming Alley is an endless source of wonder and surprise
curby&coughing
The Screaming Alley
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literally though it's like a weekly thing that the dulcet tones of Screaming drift up to my bedroom on the night breeze
curby&coughing
that's beautiful
curby&coughing
i mean I have something similar but it's called "living in NYC, so"
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like i grew up in the dang boonies where you could hear the train going by like two kilometers away
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so i also might just be Sensitive or something who knows
curby&coughing
I mean you're just used to noise
curby&coughing
I am so desensitized
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