donuts were on sale at the grocery. it was a danger that could not be avoided. i bought the last two boxes.

thank god.

you saved them.

they are all mine now

also my aunt thinks i'm gonna burn in hell, but not for hoarding donuts

but because we were talkin about shady shit last night bosses do and i brought up when they ask employees to help make up safe discrepancies by promo'ing off orders then putting the cash in the register

and laughs guess what i got asked to do today...

hahahaha......

i just nodded and 'uh huh' at the manager that aked me to

asked *

then about an hour later when she came back to check on me, i got to be all, you realize 1) i was not awake at all when i came in and 2) you never gave me your code to authorize it

the system tracks whose manager code was used where, so it's not like they can hide what they do when it comes down to the nitty gritty

and if someone higher up in the chain found out and raised hell, it's not my ass going in the fryer

i actually accidentally overshot the requested $15

came out to $22.75 over in my register

but it worked out nicely bc a dad with 3 kids whose card didn't cover the full amount was covered by it

aww

yup. saved us doing a refund and kiddos still got their happy meals

he was gonna drive off but i was like nah hold on a sec

also my register is laughable... i can just pick up the tray a couple inches, let it drop and the drawer will pop open

see: reasons why i lock the window when i walk away