tobisagoodboy Smoker finally got to do his first Dad joke and it was the WORST EVER (he calling her cute = Ace btw)
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tobisagoodboy Smoker finally got to do his first Dad joke and it was the WORST EVER (he calling her cute = Ace btw)
tobisagoodboy Smoker finally got to do his first Dad joke and it was the WORST EVER (he calling her cute = Ace btw)
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
which isn't even true since Ace called Smoker cutie the last time they talked
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
Rizu
pfffff
Rizu
he's probably so traumatized that he's blocking the memory 
CrypticGirl
So that's your Smoker in Genessia, eh?
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^ Completely blocking it
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AND YES u
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WE NEED TO MAKE HIM TRYING TO KIDNAP AZALEA HAPPEN 
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"kidnap"
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"oh gosh you're adorable, where are you staying, wanna hang out at a workshop? >>;"
Rizu
haha Adela would think she's super cool too
Rizu
... oh yeah Adela may need naming help for the dog because she doesn't even know what she should call it
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
Smoker
Rizu
No.
Rizu
also fffffff right after the dad joke srs talk SO UH SHE KNOWS ACE.
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YUP OOPS :|
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re: dogs, Smoker can't stop being a marine even when he tries /smh
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
B|
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Smoker says call him Mountain
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
Ooh Daddy's into nicknames. 
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
Okay Mountain. /smacks Smoker's ass
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Smoker: /punches
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
/regrets nothing
Rizu
fffff well if given nothing that she likes her dog is going to be called ash
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
aww but he can't make fun of Smoker with a name like that 
CrypticGirl
I am working on an Azalea post...
CrypticGirl
What a way to spend her "anniversary." XD
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
is Azelea the dragon?
CrypticGirl
She was "kidnapped" by Koishi when she first arrived. Now she's going to be "kidnapped" by Smoker on her anniversary? XD
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
also
Rizu
why does Adela feel she can't act on her feelings exactly?
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
like what does she think it's gonna do
Rizu
because if shit happens to her that might make Ace feel more obligated and jfc she doesn't want to put that on him
CrypticGirl
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
: And yes, Azalea is the dragon.
Rizu
also she's 17 and hormones are confusing
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
ahh
Rizu
basically she's taking it as Ace having enough on his goddamn plate without her too
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
wellthat's legit tho
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
and cool Ace wants to play with her
CrypticGirl
...that is, of Bartolomew doesn't get her first...
CrypticGirl
Or whatever his name is...
Rizu
Bartolomeo?
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
XD Barty
CrypticGirl
Yeah
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
it's fine he likes Ace so
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
and by like I mean a seething man-crush only outdone by his seething man-crush for Ace's baby brother but there you go
Rizu
also lmao I love that Adela and Smoker were talking about drawing on Ace ala Jigglypuff if he randomly falls asleep
CrypticGirl
Okay, Azalea post is up.
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YAY
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yes
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Also almost every comm I've ever played with a Luffy & Marco in Luffy has drawn on someone when they slept and Marco was like "yes. You are the best little brother that ever was. Good. Brother."
Rizu
oooh they have a girl dog and a boy dog then o: neat
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
puppies!
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..... OTL
Rizu
there are probably vets that will spay and neuter them Smoker, don't worry. No puppies
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I WAS GOING TO SAY
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
......
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
Adela
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But then I googled the mix :T
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
Ace believed in you
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
he trusted you
Rizu
=| she doesn't want a 200 lb. dog humping everything
Rizu
... what's the mix
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
don't just cut Mountain's balls so easily
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
he needs those
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
Ace will kidnap the dog before you can
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
save him from that fate
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
save his manhood!
Rizu
fffff honestly they probably wouldn't think of it until AFTER Sami's had a litter
Rizu
because they r smrt
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
and in related news. like a vir hir hir hir gin
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He's going to punch you so much
Rizu
what's the mix~ I wanna see the pretty puppies
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
also Ace squicked himself
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
good job Ace
Rizu
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Not pretty, mostly GINORMOUS FLOOFBALL OF DOOM
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ergo HILARIOUS
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https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9mfvCM139R5MGGdtP53PjAO0percR_8YRlTNN-xfcEEkdzFhW
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
yes good
Rizu
welp THAT'LL make them have to get a house
welp THAT'LL make them have to get a house
Rizu
good thing they're puppies so it will not happen for a long-ass time
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yea
yea
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I have some better pics of the puppies and mixed coloring but
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
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THEY LOOK LIKE SILLY LITTLE FLUFF MONSTERS
Rizu
Adela has never seen snow before or she'd suggest snowball
Rizu
(that'll be a fun winter)
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If Luffy tries to eat Smoker's new Dragon bestie he will hurt him /eyegleam
Rizu
Rizu
fluff monster puppies will require a house if they keep even one
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Rizu
oh my god they are hilariously big
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IKR
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
Ace wants 7 B|
Rizu
had to snipe that because you losers are hilarious
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𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
I didn't see it
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
my email is being wonk
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
also Ace already ran away XD you can't shake him
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
WELL
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
maybe Smoker grabbed him
Rizu
haha pretend smoker grabbed him? IDK.
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
XD yeah
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HE GRABS HIM WITH SMOKE ARMS
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
oh okay
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