My character falls asleep on yours. What do?
Misty
My character falls asleep on yours. What do?
My character falls asleep on yours. What do?
Misty
Near clearly must be super tired or there would be about no chance of this happening. 
book of thot
murder :'D
sleepy sleepy
She calls Mello about ten minutes in to take Near home/up to bed
Freakin Bat
Emi just... accepts it.
Misty
Calm down, Light.
Misty
Aw, that's sweet, Emi.
Misty
God, what the hell would it take for Near to even fall asleep in Light's presence, let alone on him?
Misty
(I mean, Hadriel-verse Near has a spell to detect poisons, Light. And he wouldn't eat or drink around you anyway, probably. You ain't getting the chance to drug him first.)
Misty
Light needs to calm down.
book of thot
he's perfectly calm 
book of thot
all the time
book of thot
look at all this chill!
Misty
Misty
Though clearly Near should fall asleep on Mello in Hadriel sometime, just so Mello can make hilarious faces about it.
Misty
Look, he just forgot to sleep for a couple days, probably. This is fine.
Misty
(Near, please take better care of yourself.
sleepy sleepy
good lord boys does Ai need to spike your food with sleeping pills?
Misty
/starts running poison checks on his food
Misty
(He would do this. He's that paranoid. And he's got magic for this now, it wouldn't even take any time.)
sleepy sleepy
Near you need to sleep
sleepy sleepy
at least take a nap to help mitigate those awful bags under your eyes
Misty
He'll sleep when he remembers. This is fine, clearly.
Misty
Near is kind of similar. Brain is always going, and that's why it literally fails to cross his mind sometime that he needs to go to sleep.
Misty
He knows logically that sleep is good for the brain, but.
sleepy sleepy
Boys ...
Misty
Honestly, I headcanon that sometimes Rester had to tell Near to go to bed.
Misty
(Mentally sighing about how his boss is being eight years old.)
ColorOfAbsence
politely stays as still as possible
Misty
You're good people, Tony.
sleepy sleepy
She finds it amazing the two of them have made it into adulthood to be entirely honest
ColorOfAbsence
he tries :3
sleepy sleepy
it really is. boys please learn to be slightly more healthy
sleepy sleepy
good. one less she has to worry about
Jabbers
Robyn draws a monocle and a moustache on Toshirou
Misty
That's rude, Robyn.
Misty
And Near survived to adulthood because he had actual adults around to do everything for him.
Misty
He . . . still tends to rely on that kind of thing.
Misty
Considering he's kind of living on his own in Hadriel right now, let's be proud of him for not starving, shall we?
Misty
Because that brain-being-too-busy thing also tends to apply to his eating habits.
Jabbers
It's how she rolls
Misty
It's rude. 
sleepy sleepy
Near you worry Ai
Misty
He should.
Misty
He takes incredibly crappy care of himself.
Jabbers
She's kind of sorry! But she's still giggling
Misty
He's never figured out why people laugh at him so much. (Newsflash, Toushirou: it's because of the grump.)
Jabbers
And because he looks like a dignified grump now
Misty
He maintains that monocles and moustaches look stupid.
sleepy sleepy
What is she going to do with him and Mello
Misty
It's a mystery for the ages.
sleepy sleepy
completely
Jabbers
Then why is he wearing them?
Misty
Because some weird girl drew them on his face.
Jabbers
More like some awesome girl that is super duper nice!
Misty
Nope, weird rude girl who draws on sleeping people.
Jabbers
Awesomest girl in the whole world who only draws on grumpy grumpers during their naps!
Misty
You should leave people alone when they're sleeping, Robyn!