To echo Daeberethwen 's pearl of wisdom: If a girl starts a conversation with "so, I'm confused, you...". IT MEANS SHE IS NOT CONFUSED AT ALL AND YOU'RE WALKING INTO A TRAP.

You think you'll be mainsplaining to her about your actions, don't be fooled. It meant you already verbalized and confirmed your transgression.

Now, prepare for death while we dissect and rebuke every single word and sledgehammer you.

Also beware of the word "fine"

Daeberethwen :

I know enough Girls with whom you can shorten it up: if a girl starts a conversation it is a trap.

DAE! you are not supposed to let out our secrets!! That is one of my faves!

girls are dangerous and scary beings