[work] not even in the office yet and I'm already here with salt

Tim just walked into Starbucks in his stupid neon-salmon-colored skinny jeans and unbrushed hair and I'm just like oh my god. Oh my god are you seriously out in public like this.

Also he and the new intern are trying to redesign the website and they're running into the exact problems I was and I'm just here like

I'm genuinely not even angry. I'm just laughing. Every single time Tim insists I'm simply incompetent, he can never do any better.

Turns out I actually do know what I'm talking about, you gigantic douchecanoe. Maybe if you'd pull your head out of your own ass, you'd see it.

"Can you do a rush-job on this thing? I promised it to someone else in an hour without asking you."

Which. Yes. I could, and I just did. But man is it unpleasant to walk in and see that in your inbox...

Other things that have happened today:

- getting yelled at for not proofreading an article I WAS NEVER SENT
- "it's good but have her do some more work on it" like I know wtf he wants

Intern: Kay, why is this widget not working?
Me: You need to use this other one with this theme.
Intern: ...why did that work
Me: Because this theme is basically Satan. That's why we switched.

Poor intern. She doesn't deserve this.

Tim: I AM THE TECH MASTER, ANYTHING TO DO WITH TECH MUST GO THROUGH ME
Intern: What are the logins for our social media?
Tim: lol idk ask Kay