

Merry Ladymas
So after some quality dicking around last night with some friends I learned some things:


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Pup holds a grudge like no one's business

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Jami has a soft voice but is casually treacherous

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Nie has trust issues

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It was either Corny or Re but one of those two love throwing food on the floor

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Corny has trouble turning against the enemy like she's supposed to

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just not treacherous enough

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BUT I WAVE AND GOT A WAVE BACK

ᴜɴꜰᴏᴜʀᴊʜɪɴᴀᴛᴇ
that means friends for life

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look when we say stab nie in the back

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you stab nie in the back

Beep Beep
excuse you me and corny were doing casual renovations via destruction

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by throwing perfectly good grilled squid on the floor?

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until we found those damn indestructible booze bottles

CJ
well this sounds like an interesting evening

Beep Beep
the squid I didn't do since I was avoiding Jami

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who was taking casual headshot pot shots at me

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deception

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disgrace

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but i love nie. i love her so much

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evil as clear as the scar on his face

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B(

Beep Beep
nie is too pure to backstab

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also yes all things must be destroyed. including squids

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I had no issues doing it

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you trashed things right in front of me

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also we spent several minutes figuring out how to twerk on some statue's lap

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or at least nie did bc she was bastion at the time

Beep Beep
we also spent a lot of time trying to jump/fly onto places the map did not want us to be on

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genji was the best at flying

ᴜɴꜰᴏᴜʀᴊʜɪɴᴀᴛᴇ
watching genji fly was the best thing

Beep Beep
and then we played merry go round with the moving platforms in route 66

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I know but I just wanted to put it down to be funny

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Pup tried to order food but jami killed both me, the humble shop owner, and Corny, the other customer

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like the treacherous spider she is

Beep Beep
doubly so when you got so mad at your thirst to win you started shaking

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O( jams was so mean. i just wanted to buy foods. so i had to murder her after

revenge guac
corny being too nice to the enemy

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this is a common issue B(

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yes

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CORNY, TOO KIND.

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STOP IT.

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she refused to slaughter them on command

Beep Beep
Corny as Reaper trying to make friends with the enemy team was hilarious okay

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damn it corny

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but i just want friends


revenge guac
THE ONLY FRIEND YOU NEED IS YOUR GUN

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and even those you throw away

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reaper waves and says hello like stitch. i have to

Beep Beep
Lady, with these shenanigans also taught me Lucio can't wall grind certain walls to overcome gaps in Nepal

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we watched her fall off the thing like three times

Beep Beep
you have to test things multiple times to be sure

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so I now know never to try a flank from there if I'm a healer that isn't Mercy following someone

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friend!


Beep Beep
Corny also showed us giant puppies

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hanzo is puppy machine. puppies for all

Golden Queen
it was fun sniping people and then running away and hiding

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besides it was Lady's fault for putting me on the opposite team by myself

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I was just hanging out as d.va and next thing I know, bullets

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first was my confusion

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"where is everyone??"

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then bullets

CJ
That sounds amazing

Golden Queen
genji is too damn fast

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I enjoyed webslinging as widowmaker though