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So after some quality dicking around last night with some friends I learned some things:
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Pup holds a grudge like no one's business
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Jami has a soft voice but is casually treacherous
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Nie has trust issues
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It was either Corny or Re but one of those two love throwing food on the floor
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Corny has trouble turning against the enemy like she's supposed to
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just not treacherous enough
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BUT I WAVE AND GOT A WAVE BACK
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that means friends for life
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look when we say stab nie in the back
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you stab nie in the back
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excuse you me and corny were doing casual renovations via destruction
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by throwing perfectly good grilled squid on the floor?
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until we found those damn indestructible booze bottles
CJ
well this sounds like an interesting evening
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the squid I didn't do since I was avoiding Jami
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who was taking casual headshot pot shots at me
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deception
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disgrace
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but i love nie. i love her so much
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evil as clear as the scar on his face
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B(
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nie is too pure to backstab
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also yes all things must be destroyed. including squids
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I had no issues doing it
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you trashed things right in front of me
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also we spent several minutes figuring out how to twerk on some statue's lap
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or at least nie did bc she was bastion at the time
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we also spent a lot of time trying to jump/fly onto places the map did not want us to be on
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genji was the best at flying
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watching genji fly was the best thing
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and then we played merry go round with the moving platforms in route 66
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I know but I just wanted to put it down to be funny
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Pup tried to order food but jami killed both me, the humble shop owner, and Corny, the other customer
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like the treacherous spider she is
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doubly so when you got so mad at your thirst to win you started shaking
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O( jams was so mean. i just wanted to buy foods. so i had to murder her after
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corny being too nice to the enemy
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this is a common issue B(
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yes
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CORNY, TOO KIND.
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STOP IT.
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she refused to slaughter them on command
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Corny as Reaper trying to make friends with the enemy team was hilarious okay
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damn it corny
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but i just want friends
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THE ONLY FRIEND YOU NEED IS YOUR GUN
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and even those you throw away
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reaper waves and says hello like stitch. i have to
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Lady, with these shenanigans also taught me Lucio can't wall grind certain walls to overcome gaps in Nepal
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we watched her fall off the thing like three times
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you have to test things multiple times to be sure
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so I now know never to try a flank from there if I'm a healer that isn't Mercy following someone
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friend!
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Corny also showed us giant puppies
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hanzo is puppy machine. puppies for all
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it was fun sniping people and then running away and hiding
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besides it was Lady's fault for putting me on the opposite team by myself
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I was just hanging out as d.va and next thing I know, bullets
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first was my confusion
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"where is everyone??"
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then bullets
CJ
That sounds amazing
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genji is too damn fast
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I enjoyed webslinging as widowmaker though
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