baby fight

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'man i can't wait to app into this game they have such a cool chara and i wanna play with them forever' chara and asriel, in reality:

нalғ-dooмed.


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SHE EVEN THROWS THE PACIFIER TO THE GROUND THIS IS ACTUALLY ASRIEL

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frisk is the stick

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frisk puts them in a "get along sweater" knitted by mabel

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that's it that's how this whole thing gets solved

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Our Get Along Sweater

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once they actually find chara

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and convince them "no, u don't want to make a deal with the scary triangle demon ok TRUST ME"

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CHARA LISTEN LOOK WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME EITHER OF US HAD GOD POWERS

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"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO MR. ABSOLUTE GOD OF HYPERDEATH"

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LIKE I SAID

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i'll never forget that one musebox thing with sunny and sans and they were trying to get back to the city but sans was hurt and people were trying to rip him away from sunny because they thought he'd

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abducted a child

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jes u s

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'GROW UP? I'M 38 YEARS OLD'

a turtle
chara: (shoving breadsticks and deals with the devil into their purse) im sorry i must leave immediately

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frisk: also they heard you shittalking them

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asriel: great!!!! wonderful!!!! i want to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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join frisk and chara's "i'm 12 and i want to die" club

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it has matching uniforms (striped shirts)

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I LITERALLY WATCHED THIS WHOLE THING

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shit wait monster kid has a striped shirt too

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THIS IS LITERALLY THEM RIGHT NOW well if they met in person

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frisk is the mom screaming at them to SETTLE DOWN

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i mean monster kid starts an no-fleeing encounter with a mass murderer then proceeds to do absolutely nothing

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...an no-fleeing. once again my typing skills are impeccable

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monster kid: i-i guess we gotta fight now

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chara:
Revolver Ocelot gun spinning

ash hole
CHILDREN STOP

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FUCK YOU BONERCLOWN

ash hole
sans quietly leaves

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'i tried'

ash hole
Just backs out of the room like nope

ash hole
"I have done all I can"

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'hey frisk, where'd you put the--'

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entire room is on fire

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[Undertale] Fuck This Shit I'm Out -SANS VERISON-

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children are screaming

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HOLY SHIT

ash hole
Sans: this might as well be happening

curby&coughing
im laughing holy SHI

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basically 'asriel and chara are dead and never coming back and the underground is stable except alphys was like HEY LOOK A FLOWER'

curby&coughing
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A POIGNANT NOD TO ASGORE'S SON

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NOT LITERALLY BE ASGORE'S SON

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alphys: a-asgore i found this flower! i thought it might remind you of your son...

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flowey: UNHOLY SHRIEKING

Curdy&Comfy
Asgore voice: Yup, sounds like Asriel. A dead ringer, in fact

Curdy&Comfy
BA-DUM TSH

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Zelda CD-i The King's Laugh